Oh No! Teacher Catches Fire As Koboko Shocks Him

Date: 14-08-2015 7:37 am (8 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 14-08-2015 07:37 AM (8 years ago)
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«§» 14 August 2015

Teacher: If I gathered 6 bottle of drinks on my right hand and 5 bottles of drinks on my left hand, Koboko, what will I have?

Koboko: ehn.... I did not hear you well sir,

Teacher Reemphasized: I placed 6bottle of drinks on one hand and then 5bottles on my other hand, what will I have Koboko?

Koboko: You will have a drinking problem sir.

Teacher in vexation: You say what... ... ...?? ?? ?? ??

Koboko: Honesty sir, you are a drunkard.

O boy, “the teacher catches fire o," he nearly burnt the small pikin to ashes.

It wasnt a small sometinz.. Abi, didnt the boy get the answer?

Posted: at 14-08-2015 07:37 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- giftmurphy at 14-08-2015 10:41 AM (8 years ago)
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olodo boy with an angry teacher
Posted: at 14-08-2015 10:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Badoo_lee at 14-08-2015 10:43 AM (8 years ago)
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The boy too correct joor
Posted: at 14-08-2015 10:43 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 14-08-2015 11:41 AM (8 years ago)
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i seee!!
Posted: at 14-08-2015 11:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 14-08-2015 02:42 PM (8 years ago)
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@ Badoo_lee, yes o! Guy, dont tell you want to join the race. When last I saw your post, you were twenty something and now its almost 200 just like that.
Are you broke for this month?
Posted: at 14-08-2015 02:42 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-08-2015 02:23 AM (8 years ago)
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maybe he is!
Posted: at 15-08-2015 02:23 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 15-08-2015 11:01 AM (8 years ago)
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Admin please I beg of you, free the guy. Hes crying behind me
Posted: at 15-08-2015 11:01 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- osarobo62 at 15-08-2015 03:39 PM (8 years ago)
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haha.....what answer was the teacher expecting?
Posted: at 15-08-2015 03:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 16-08-2015 02:22 PM (8 years ago)
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ask me again
Posted: at 16-08-2015 02:22 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 18-08-2015 02:40 AM (8 years ago)
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I actually don’t know what the teacher was expecting him to say.
Posted: at 18-08-2015 02:40 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 18-08-2015 08:01 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 18-08-2015 02:40 AM
I actually don’t know what the teacher was expecting him to say.
the right answer of course
Posted: at 18-08-2015 08:01 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 19-08-2015 12:32 AM (8 years ago)
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Why should he expect the right answer while he does the wrong thing. Before the question, the minor must have watched him closely enough to know that he drinks to stupor
Posted: at 19-08-2015 12:32 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 20-08-2015 09:13 AM (8 years ago)
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but its not like he drank in their presence before he asked the question,its just like franel asking,i have 3 ds on me left and 3 ps or 3 ds on me right,its either they ask are we to subtract, or add  then give the answer...
Posted: at 20-08-2015 09:13 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 20-08-2015 09:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Oh no! You don't understand, the minor has been watching the drunkard for so long but he wasn't bold enough then to tell him the kinda person he is.
While the teacher taught and asked the question, he saw it as an ample opportunity to air his view, what the answer truly is
Posted: at 20-08-2015 09:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 20-08-2015 09:47 AM (8 years ago)
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chai it means the poster too na drunkardnesses........



Posted: at 20-08-2015 09:47 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 20-08-2015 09:52 AM (8 years ago)
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Nawao, so you're just knowing it. I am a core drunkard when it comes to drinking water. Lolz...
Posted: at 20-08-2015 09:52 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 20-08-2015 11:23 AM (8 years ago)
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imi anwuru
Posted: at 20-08-2015 11:23 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 21-08-2015 01:22 AM (8 years ago)
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imi anwuru know that you are no spring chicken o..
Posted: at 21-08-2015 01:22 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 21-08-2015 02:04 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 21-08-2015 01:22 AM
imi anwuru know that you are no spring chicken o..

And u be spring chicken @ 55,
u no dey shame...
Posted: at 21-08-2015 02:04 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 21-08-2015 02:18 AM (8 years ago)
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Chai! Hahahahaha, comprehension is completely killing some people in this forum.. lolz.....
Posted: at 21-08-2015 02:18 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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