1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader
2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”
3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”
4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”
6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”
7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel
9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?
10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water
11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.
12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin
13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home
14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name
15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…
17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)
18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”
19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.
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Posted: at 17-08-2015 09:16 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
shaddybaby at 17-08-2015 10:48 PM (9 years ago) (f)
When she keeps telling u "i am warning u" and u don't heed, b4 u know it hot slap has landed on ur chick, wen u now remote urself to zero level, not smiling to any joke and not playing with anyone, she will den call u and say "u know i don't like beating u ehn. Take go and buy wat u like or take meat don't let ur brothers know. Sweetest mama....lol
Posted: at 17-08-2015 10:48 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
Spatacuss at 17-08-2015 11:49 PM (9 years ago) (m)
To somebody, Must you have a say in every Generation post this days? People wey dey coment well well b4 when 10k matter never come like Beneno,Dareper and co don slow down just to gain respect but some people Papa no gree sleep again bcos of 10k na from here u wan raise money for your children school fees, Lol. What a wasted genetional hustling...
Posted: at 17-08-2015 11:49 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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