Comprehension Of Some Past History Of D!ckie The Dog Will Make Your Saturday Fabulous!

Date: 05-09-2015 11:30 am (8 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 5-09-2015 11:30 AM (8 years ago)
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«§» 5 September 2015

Pastor D!ckieponga was caught by his church members in a bar drinking a bottle of chilled Star Beer.
Member: Haabaa! Pastor D!ckieponga, you should be drinking malt, Fanta or coke, not Star, that is a beer. You’re not doing what you preach.
Pastor D!ckieponga: Shatttap jooo. Where was malt, Fanta and coke when STAR led the three wise men to Jesus?

A teacher lecturing on population said, “In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid.”
 D!ckieponga stood up and said, “we must find that woman and stop her!”

D!ckieponga: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
D!ckieponga: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

D!ckieponga told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
D!ckieponga: So what? Take an umbrella and go!

Postman: I had to come five miles to deliver you this package.
D!ckieponga: Why did you have to come so far, instead you could have posted it.

D!ckieponga was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?
D!ckieponga: I’m writing to my six year old son, he cant read very fast.

D!ckieponga at an Art gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!


Posted: at 5-09-2015 11:30 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- jabanz at 5-09-2015 11:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Ain't you tired of posting what have been posted ages ago

Posted: at 5-09-2015 11:36 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 5-09-2015 11:38 AM (8 years ago)
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Bros, try to read the heading or titlle before you comment. I didnt do mistake by saying "Some Past History"

Posted: at 5-09-2015 11:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 5-09-2015 01:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  5-09-2015 01:19 PM
Chai... all these for one person head?
hahaha.. lolz..

Posted: at 5-09-2015 01:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 5-09-2015 04:20 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on  5-09-2015 11:36 AM
Ain't you tired of posting what have been posted ages ago
Hahahahahahaha,
Na u dey ansa d mumu im jokes no dey funny at all, he is a frustrated bum...
Mesef try to laff but laff no come..
Im be specialist for PB4...
Franel u don dey lose am again..
Posted: at 5-09-2015 04:20 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 5-09-2015 05:02 PM (8 years ago)
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When an insane person from yaba left start laughing at his past mistakes then you should know his madness has entered gear one.
D!ckie the dog, I always feel very happy and pleased each time I blow my whistle towards the left, you’re always at alert! That was when you were still using your brain to sell Akara. lolzz.. D!ckieponga the ping-pong player lolzz.. ahahaha...

Posted: at 5-09-2015 05:02 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 5-09-2015 05:06 PM (8 years ago)
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U always think u can have d last say...
Can't u get it into ur numb skull dat ur getting on ppl's nerves...
Posted: at 5-09-2015 05:06 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 5-09-2015 05:12 PM (8 years ago)
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You're only a fuddy-duddy who's chained at the centre of the zoo. So I am far from getting on you nerves..

Posted: at 5-09-2015 05:12 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 5-09-2015 06:10 PM (8 years ago)
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Not just me cos i can deal wit u i mean oda ppl....Dummy..
Posted: at 5-09-2015 06:10 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 5-09-2015 06:22 PM (8 years ago)
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Dumb bunny, I dont know the day you start to speak for others but if I could vividly remember, you are only a mouthpiece for your brother Justmad

Posted: at 5-09-2015 06:22 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 5-09-2015 06:48 PM (8 years ago)
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Since u no fit read tell oda ppl to be honest wit u...
Leave justmak out of it cos e no get ur time...
Posted: at 5-09-2015 06:48 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 5-09-2015 11:53 PM (8 years ago)
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Chai! your twin brother Justmad 'no get ur time...' don't worry come here and I will give you time.. lolz!

Posted: at 5-09-2015 11:53 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 6-09-2015 04:02 AM (8 years ago)
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hahaha..ponga has suffered!
Posted: at 6-09-2015 04:02 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 6-09-2015 10:10 PM (8 years ago)
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haha.. lolzz!!!

Posted: at 6-09-2015 10:10 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 7-09-2015 12:19 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  6-09-2015 04:02 AM
hahaha..ponga has suffered!
Wetin won make me suffer...?
Just becos e oppress u no mean say e go oppress me.
Una yoruba too fear.....
Posted: at 7-09-2015 12:19 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 7-09-2015 01:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Yes indeed, d!ckieponga has really suffered! They deported you from Cotonou and dumped in a Yoruba land, chai! what a pity!! Dont worry, the daily dose am giving you will make you well

Posted: at 7-09-2015 01:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 7-09-2015 09:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  6-09-2015 04:02 AM
hahaha..ponga has suffered!
Na u be d cure abi...
For u to dey poke franel just show say u no get klass at all, dats y u no fit move on.....
Ekaite get klass pass u....So u and her go fight for position....
Posted: at 7-09-2015 09:52 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 7-09-2015 11:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Chai! who lose your chain? Is there no ping-pong match for you to poke your Ekaite today? Dont tell me your eyes can now see the monkey your bag of bones wife has turn you into..
Lolzz..D!ckieponga(charcoal) + his bag of bones wife(charcoal) = Total Blackout http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,272403.0.html ...hahahaha.... lolzz.. D!ckie the dog - ponga the ping pong player, Gift can never be your class. She is found in the land of the living. Please dont come close, your charcoal could stain her white.. hahaha..lolz

Posted: at 7-09-2015 11:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 10-09-2015 03:34 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on  7-09-2015 12:19 AM
Wetin won make me suffer...?
Just becos e oppress u no mean say e go oppress me.
Una yoruba too fear.....
and who says i am being oppressed? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes and who says m yoruba Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes, u catching some trick to some info bt gift murphy yeah? Tongue Cheesy*cheers*
Posted: at 10-09-2015 03:34 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 11-09-2015 05:28 AM (8 years ago)
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Lolzz.. hahaha

Posted: at 11-09-2015 05:28 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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