There are three 'fcukland' laws of creative management Tuface Idibia learnt to bring him a harmonious and vitalized home which is not thought in business schools.
‘Fcukland’ Law of Delivery
No matter how hard and fast you do it, the child is born only after 9 months.
Lesson learnt: Any type of pressure will not affect the delivery time.
‘Fcukland’ Law of Direction
Even though both the targets are nearby, if you hit the wrong target, not matter how hard you hit, you get only satisfaction but no deliveries.
Lesson Learnt: Right direction is very important for the results. Even a few centimeters away from the right target, there’s going to be no deliveries.
‘Fcukland’ Law of Human Resources
If you appoint 4 men to mate 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children but if you appoint 1 man and 4 women, you can get 4 children.
Lesson Learnt: Right person at the right position is absolutely necessary.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 19-09-2015 11:01 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
D!ckie you two aren’t in SS2, the last time I checked the zoo.. they were structuring you d!ckieponga and your twin Justmad there. And you're far to slow than a learner,, lols!
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 20-09-2015 02:46 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
@Justmad, nope, the grace is still there for you to jump around and why dont you stop being a couch potato while you do 20 frog jump inside your cage.. lolzz..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 20-09-2015 02:49 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 21-09-2015 09:49 PM (8 years ago) (m)
@ Franel At least Tuface go skool and e graduate to university level and e don make am.. U wey still dey SS2 nko at d age of 65 na wen u go graduate, na wen u reach 95...? No forget say Goodluck Jonathan na ur junior b4...
Posted: at 21-09-2015 09:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Lolzz.. D!ckie the dog, its a pity you've still seen why they are structuring your life in zoo and you just want to jump to SS2 just like that? You must be Justmad times 2 (x2) lols! hahaha
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 21-09-2015 11:22 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Duff d!ckie, by the time I use peppery inoculation and fire your d!ck you will never dream of any pals that doesn't know you even Justmad shall be erased from your memory.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 23-09-2015 07:36 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
justmak
dickieponga
zeigbo
lols! hahaha 
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