3 Dead Women Going to Heaven

Date: 31-12-2009 9:15 am (15 years ago) | Author: coleman onyeka
- at 31-12-2009 09:15 AM (15 years ago)
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 3 Dead Women Going to Heaven

There were these 3 woman and they get to the gates of Heaven. St.Peter and his assistant are waiting. He says to the 3, I need to know if you were a good girl on earth and that will determine what kind of key you get to go into Heaven. So the first woman says,I was very good on earth and I was a virgin before I was married and remained a virgin for the rest of my life. Very good , give her the golden key St. Peter says to his assistant. He gives woman 1 the key and she goes in. The second woman then says, I was a virgin until I got married, and I lost my virginity with my husband. Okay, St Peter says to his assistant,give her the silver key. She gets the silver key and goes in. Then the 3rd woman says, I slept with every man I could before and after I got married. St Peter than looks at his assistant and says Give her the key to my room

Posted: at 31-12-2009 09:15 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- add12 at 31-12-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 31-12-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-12-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 31-12-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 31-12-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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ok j2sexy are you sure you are not the peter?
Posted: at 31-12-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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