> For all you single women torn with this dilemma when on a > date, here are the DEFINITIVE answers: > > If SHE wants to sleep with him, then it's a date HE pays. > > If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him and if SHE's a nice > person who wants the "just friends" message to get through > > loud and clear SHE pays for herself and insists on it. > > If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him and if SHE's a nice > person but HE's rich HE pays but SHE offers. > > If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him, SHE's not a nice > person, and HE's rich HE pays. > > If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him, SHE's not a nice > person, and HE's not rich HE pays. > > If HE pays but SHE doesn't want to seem like a freeloader > SHE offers to help, HE refuses, SHE says she'll get the > drinks or coffee later. > > If HE's cheap HE asks her to split the bill. > > If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's not a nice person, and > > they're going to a good place SHE feigns indifference to > the financial catastrophe that awaits him. HE pays. > > If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's a nice person, and > they're going to a good place SHE slips him the money > before they get to the restaurant. > > If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's nice, and they're going > > to a cheap place SHE pays. > > If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's not nice, and they're > going to a cheap place SHE suddenly realizes that SHE has > to stay home and wash her hair...forever. > > If SHE asked him out, it's his birthday, and they're in > love SHE pays. > > If SHE asked him out and it's not his birthday but HE knows > > what's good for him SHE starts to pay, HE protests, SHE > gives in. > > If HE's a guy with any interest in seeing her again HE > pays. > PERIOD!!!!!
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 1-01-2010 12:15 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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