Jayms at 1-01-2010 01:45 PM (15 years ago) (m)
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncom...f...ortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was 250,000. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk. and the guy who only came out with jst 5,000 fell down and started crying. if u were d one what will u do?
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Posted: at 1-01-2010 01:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
lujip at 1-01-2010 02:05 PM (15 years ago) (m)
My God, hw awfuljavascript:void(0);
Posted: at 1-01-2010 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply asaph at 1-01-2010 02:08 PM (15 years ago) (m)
i would just say; "nice joke"
Posted: at 1-01-2010 02:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply MrDon at 1-01-2010 02:33 PM (15 years ago) (m)
i will jst and call it a day...nice joke
Posted: at 1-01-2010 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply KleverC at 1-01-2010 02:35 PM (15 years ago) (m)
its a nw yr so i wouldn't say its been posted b4
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 1-01-2010 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 1-01-2010 02:57 PM (15 years ago) (m)
its a nw yr so i wouldn't say its been posted b4
for where?...it has been posted b4 jare
2.0.
Posted: at 1-01-2010 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Sheenor at 1-01-2010 02:58 PM (15 years ago) (m)
e no bad nah!
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 1-01-2010 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply favourtee at 1-01-2010 03:24 PM (15 years ago) (f)
@ poster...na act of mumu be that...we family?
Posted: at 1-01-2010 03:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Andes at 1-01-2010 05:32 PM (15 years ago) (m)
If na me... Men... Na to bail remain.. o.
Posted: at 1-01-2010 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply just2sexy at 1-01-2010 05:36 PM (15 years ago) (m)
I will say Posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 1-01-2010 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply ademola78 at 1-01-2010 05:44 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Shout on you
Posted: at 1-01-2010 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 1-01-2010 05:58 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Ademola since u start to hold this can star, u no wan drop am?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 1-01-2010 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply KleverC at 1-01-2010 07:40 PM (15 years ago) (m)
im never sip am
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 1-01-2010 07:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Andes at 1-01-2010 08:55 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Ademola since u start to hold this can star, u no wan drop am?
the guy don de Sháyo since e small na.
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply KleverC at 1-01-2010 08:56 PM (15 years ago) (m)
na bigboy be dat
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 2-01-2010 05:49 AM (15 years ago) (m)
to say na me......i go just say goodbye bro to the store keeper
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 2-01-2010 05:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply KleverC at 2-01-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hahaha
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 2-01-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 2-01-2010 03:55 PM (15 years ago) (m)
I will say Posted b4
na true na
Posted: at 2-01-2010 03:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 2-01-2010 06:08 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hnm
Posted: at 2-01-2010 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply favourtee at 2-01-2010 06:11 PM (15 years ago) (f)
where is every one in the house now?
Posted: at 2-01-2010 06:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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