ajanni whereabout

Date: 13-10-2015 12:02 am (8 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 13-10-2015 12:02 AM (8 years ago)
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Franel and ajanni were both patients in yaba left. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and ajanni suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Franel promptly jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling ajanni out. The medical director came to know of franel's heroic act. He immediately ordered that franel be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be OK. The doctor said, "franel we have good news and bad news for you! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient, you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient that you saved hung himself in the bathroom and died after all." Franel replied, "Doctor, ajanni didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."
 

Posted: at 13-10-2015 12:02 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dickieponga at 14-10-2015 01:24 AM (8 years ago)
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Dat na d reason why im take im yeye leg waka go dere...
Posted: at 14-10-2015 01:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 14-10-2015 05:27 AM (8 years ago)
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lolzz.. the twin monkeys have arrived. Lolzz I see even in the grave, the Justmad is missing Ajanni. But that shouldn't make you to have dug this pb5 joke.
@Justmak, as you're resting in peace don't you also want the joke to rest in peace? lols
Posted: at 14-10-2015 05:27 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 14-10-2015 06:58 AM (8 years ago)
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pb4, yet still funny
Posted: at 14-10-2015 06:58 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 14-10-2015 08:38 AM (8 years ago)
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As for me, I've seen it twice here n dat made it pb5. Very funny was it that ponga hung his brother justmak.. lols Shocked
Posted: at 14-10-2015 08:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- okatee at 15-10-2015 12:55 AM (8 years ago)
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na to posho am commot 4rm d psychiatry home oo b4 e go hang oda patient oo
Posted: at 15-10-2015 12:55 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 15-10-2015 05:49 AM (8 years ago)
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yes o.. you're point. they have already pushed his twin Justmak one side, so no problem
Posted: at 15-10-2015 05:49 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Marah001 at 15-10-2015 10:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Lolzzzzz #shikenna
Posted: at 15-10-2015 10:43 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- franel at 15-10-2015 11:56 PM (8 years ago)
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hahaha.. ponga/justmad = 10/10 justmadness Shocked lol
Posted: at 15-10-2015 11:56 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 16-10-2015 12:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 15-10-2015 11:56 PM
hahaha.. ponga/justmad = 10/10 justmadness Shocked lol

Na Ajanni be ur role model na so why u dey laff...?
Na im bring u come NP na..
Ajanni body never cold u dey deny am...Na wah for u...
Posted: at 16-10-2015 12:59 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 16-10-2015 01:18 AM (8 years ago)
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hehehe.. you remember your 10/10 justmadness Shocked lolzz..
Is this how you come to Justmad rescue by sayin "Na Ajanni be ur role model na so why u dey laff...?" ??
I wanna know.. lol
Posted: at 16-10-2015 01:18 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-10-2015 12:29 PM (8 years ago)
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What a yeye place to be
Posted: at 28-10-2015 12:29 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 28-10-2015 04:58 PM (8 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 28-10-2015 04:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 28-10-2015 09:46 PM (8 years ago)
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'cos d 2 monkeys, justmad n pong are now eating grass instead of banana Shocked
Posted: at 28-10-2015 09:46 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- satsaver at 30-10-2015 02:55 PM (8 years ago)
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Old joke
Posted: at 30-10-2015 02:55 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 1-11-2015 02:42 AM (8 years ago)
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Such is justmad life, tell ram again.. lol
Posted: at 1-11-2015 02:42 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2015 01:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmm
Posted: at 12-11-2015 01:23 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 17-11-2015 01:32 AM (8 years ago)
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I COME VISIT UNA
Posted: at 17-11-2015 01:32 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 17-11-2015 10:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Welcome
Posted: at 17-11-2015 10:00 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 24-11-2015 07:44 PM (8 years ago)
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Okay
Posted: at 24-11-2015 07:44 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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