asaph at 2-01-2010 09:57 PM (15 years ago) (m)
This man went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver. Man : Who is speaking? Servant : Servant Sir. Man: Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. Man: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today. Servant: What can I do now sir? Man: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? Man: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir Man: What...? No swimming pool? Servant: Yes Sir Man: Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!
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Posted: at 2-01-2010 09:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
KleverC at 2-01-2010 09:59 PM (15 years ago) (m)
f**k up
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 2-01-2010 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 2-01-2010 10:02 PM (15 years ago) (m)
who? me?
Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply KleverC at 2-01-2010 10:07 PM (15 years ago) (m)
the servant
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 2-01-2010 10:23 PM (15 years ago) (m)
ok man
Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-01-2010 12:51 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Something like this have been posted b4. But good one though
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-01-2010 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply KleverC at 3-01-2010 12:53 AM (15 years ago) (m)
ok
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 3-01-2010 12:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-01-2010 12:57 AM (15 years ago) (m)
KC u no dey sleep?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-01-2010 12:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply xter at 3-01-2010 01:03 AM (15 years ago) (m)
wrong number
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:03 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:05 AM (15 years ago) (m)
KC u no dey sleep?
na my last day b4 i go back skul
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:06 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Oh ok. Which school?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:07 AM (15 years ago) (m)
one yeye ubi like dat
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:08 AM (15 years ago) (m)
I no understand u oh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:08 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:09 AM (15 years ago) (m)
u no suppose
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:10 AM (15 years ago) (m)
So wen u dey come back?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:10 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:11 AM (15 years ago) (m)
maybe around june, i no sure
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 3-01-2010 01:15 AM (15 years ago) (m)
wetin be ubi?
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:16 AM (15 years ago) (m)
KC. O That means no more browsing 4 u?
xter help me ask am oh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:17 AM (15 years ago) (m)
@j2s pretty much
@xter i mean uni
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:20 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Wetin be pretty much?
The uni no get name?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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