Foolish Servant

Date: 02-01-2010 9:57 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 2-01-2010 09:57 PM (15 years ago)
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This man went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Man : Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Man: Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Man: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Man: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Man: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Man: What...? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Man: Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 2-01-2010 09:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- KleverC at 2-01-2010 09:59 PM (15 years ago)
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f**k up

Posted: at 2-01-2010 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 2-01-2010 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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who? me?
Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 2-01-2010 10:07 PM (15 years ago)
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the servant

Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 2-01-2010 10:23 PM (15 years ago)
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ok man
Posted: at 2-01-2010 10:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 12:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Something like this have been posted b4. But good one though

Posted: at 3-01-2010 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 3-01-2010 12:53 AM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 3-01-2010 12:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 12:57 AM (15 years ago)
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KC u no dey sleep?

Posted: at 3-01-2010 12:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 3-01-2010 01:03 AM (15 years ago)
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wrong number

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:03 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  3-01-2010 12:57 AM
KC u no dey sleep?
na my last day b4 i go back skul

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Oh ok. Which school?

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:07 AM (15 years ago)
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one yeye ubi like dat

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:08 AM (15 years ago)
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I no understand u oh

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:08 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:09 AM (15 years ago)
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u no suppose

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:10 AM (15 years ago)
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So wen u dey come back?

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:10 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:11 AM (15 years ago)
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maybe around june, i no sure

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-01-2010 01:15 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin be ubi?

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:16 AM (15 years ago)
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KC. O That means no more browsing 4 u?

xter help me ask am oh

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 3-01-2010 01:17 AM (15 years ago)
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@j2s pretty much
@xter i mean uni

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-01-2010 01:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin be pretty much?
The uni no get name?

Posted: at 3-01-2010 01:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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