How many Forum Members does it take to change a Bulb?

1person to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 people to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 people to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1  person to move it to the Lighting section

2 people to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 people to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5  people to flame the spell checkers

3 people to correct spelling/grammar flames 

6 people to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 

2 people: industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 people:know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 people to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 people to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 people to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 people to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 people to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 people to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 people to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 people to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 

4 people to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 people to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 person: forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Posted: at 3-01-2010 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

I fear too ooh... BIG BROS

Posted: at 3-01-2010 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

If I read day go break and I know becos people go don sleep wake,even chop sef and I go still dey waste my time for here dey READ... 

Posted: at 3-01-2010 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Good joke, i like it.

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Posted: at 3-01-2010 07:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

hmmmm

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Posted: at 3-01-2010 07:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

silent

Posted: at 3-01-2010 07:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ok

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Posted: at 3-01-2010 07:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

i need to eat now

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Posted: at 3-01-2010 08:02 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

U wan give am thesame nonsense and yamayama wen you dey chop for house shay?

Posted: at 3-01-2010 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Xter you wan say you never chop like 2 to 3 times today

Posted: at 3-01-2010 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero