As long as I have one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"

Date: 04-01-2010 10:03 am (15 years ago) | Author: ozzy
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- at 4-01-2010 10:03 AM (15 years ago)
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A little boy and girl were outside playing and they were very competitive. The little boy said "My wagon's bigger than your wagon!" The little girl said "No it's not!" The boy said "Is too! Let's measure!" They measured and the girl said "Oh gosh, it is." They played some more and the boy said "My daddy can beat up your daddy!" The girl said "He can not!" The boy said "Can too! Watch!" The two fathers fight and the little boy's father wins. The girl says "Oh gosh, he can." They play some more and the little boy smiles and says "I've got something you don't have!" The little girl says "Do not!" The boy says "Do too! Look!" He pulls his pants down and shows her. The little girl starts crying and runs into her house because she keeps losing. A little while later she comes out with a big smile on her face. The little boy says "What are you so happy about?" The girl pulls up her dress and says "My mommy said as long as I have one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"

Posted: at 4-01-2010 10:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- asaph at 4-01-2010 11:55 AM (15 years ago)
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yes you can
Posted: at 4-01-2010 11:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 11:58 AM (15 years ago)
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posted b5
Posted: at 4-01-2010 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago)
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yaep
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FabzBadangel at 4-01-2010 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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oh sowwwwwwi ooooo
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 12:15 PM (15 years ago)
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whats that?
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FabzBadangel at 4-01-2010 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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na apology i dey render
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 12:18 PM (15 years ago)
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first tell me the meaning
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4.
Asaph that thing means Sorry
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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it means sorry oooooooooo
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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ok you are 4given but dont sin again
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 4-01-2010 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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yes pastor tell her
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-01-2010 12:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 4-01-2010 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 4-01-2010 03:46 PM (15 years ago)
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i will tell u 2
Posted: at 4-01-2010 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-01-2010 04:58 PM (15 years ago)
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damn funny
Posted: at 4-01-2010 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-01-2010 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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i posted dis sometime ago
Posted: at 4-01-2010 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-01-2010 05:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: FabzBadangel on  4-01-2010 10:03 AM
A little boy and girl were outside playing and they were very competitive. The little boy said "My wagon's bigger than your wagon!" The little girl said "No it's not!" The boy said "Is too! Let's measure!" They measured and the girl said "Oh gosh, it is." They played some more and the boy said "My daddy can beat up your daddy!" The girl said "He can not!" The boy said "Can too! Watch!" The two fathers fight and the little boy's father wins. The girl says "Oh gosh, he can." They play some more and the little boy smiles and says "I've got something you don't have!" The little girl says "Do not!" The boy says "Do too! Look!" He pulls his pants down and shows her. The little girl starts crying and runs into her house because she keeps losing. A little while later she comes out with a big smile on her face. The little boy says "What are you so happy about?" The girl pulls up her dress and says "My mommy said as long as I have one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"


Oooooohhh GBAM, FabzBadangel, I feel you!!! you are too much,

Ur transmission dey reach my antenae here.


Well done, baby.


14_Inches
Posted: at 4-01-2010 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prinze_abdel at 4-01-2010 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmn
Posted: at 4-01-2010 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-01-2010 05:42 PM (15 years ago)
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and i read this some times ago
Posted: at 4-01-2010 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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