parrot and a lady.

Date: 17-11-2015 1:22 pm (8 years ago) | Author: stevee dab
- at 17-11-2015 01:22 PM (8 years ago)
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A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's
man,"whats so special about the parrot?"
.
Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the
parrot,
"how do i look?"
.
The parrot replied
.
"you look like a prostitute!"
.
The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale's man that its a
very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.
.
The sale's man told the lady to please wait for two minutes,
so he took the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the
parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot
out, he says, "if you disrespect out there i will soak you in
water again.
.
Then he took the parrot back outside.
The sales man asked the lady to ask the parrot questions
again.
.
LADY: If i come home with one man what would u think?
PARROT: He's your husband.
LADY: Two men?
PARROT: Your husband and his brother.
LADY: Three men?
PARROT: Your husband, his brother and your brother.
LADY: Four men?
PARROT: Sir, please just bring the bucket of water, I already
told you she is a prostitute!

Posted: at 17-11-2015 01:22 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dickieponga at 17-11-2015 09:51 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha parrot no dey lie...
Posted: at 17-11-2015 09:51 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 17-11-2015 09:53 PM (8 years ago)
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Hehehehehe nice 1 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-11-2015 09:53 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- satsaver at 17-11-2015 10:13 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 17-11-2015 09:53 PM
Hehehehehe nice 1 Roll Eyes
Smiley
Posted: at 17-11-2015 10:13 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Novic at 30-11-2015 10:37 PM (8 years ago)
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lol...very funny
Posted: at 30-11-2015 10:37 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Wikigenius at 3-12-2015 07:02 PM (8 years ago)
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Abi nah d parrot tried enuf bt d lady sef no try
Posted: at 3-12-2015 07:02 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- charisVEC at 3-03-2016 05:56 PM (8 years ago)
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I se.Hahahahhha..parrot u say d truth...issokay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 05:56 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 03:19 PM (8 years ago)
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Lolx,d parrot is ryt
Posted: at 11-03-2016 03:19 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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