An old priest who became sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll leave the priesthood!" . Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. . About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." . The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell two times this week."
Posted: at 26-11-2015 04:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
dickieponga at 26-11-2015 05:45 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Nice one bro... Franel, dis is wat u call a joke....From armed robber u become medical doctor from SS2....
Posted: at 26-11-2015 05:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 26-11-2015 09:46 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: satsaver on 26-11-2015 08:35 PM
thank you atleast no be post b4
It's a fantastic joke. Go check Franel joke titled "Those Of Us Who Got The Answer Are Now Medical Doctors!"[/b] and come back and tell me if dat na joke...
Posted: at 26-11-2015 09:46 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
@ díckieponga, It's being said, "the truth is bitter" the suffering happening to u and ur twin can't be a joke but a reality to u 2. Please, do not think I'm like your twin armed robber Justmak and stop lookin for pocket on ur nak3d body to give me money unless you're also Justmad
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 26-11-2015 10:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
It's a fantastic joke. Go check Franel joke titled "Those Of Us Who Got The Answer Are Now Medical Doctors!"[/b] and come back and tell me if dat na joke...
m speechless saw the post.
Posted: at 26-11-2015 10:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Absolutely, cos I was wandering how can you be lookin for pocket on you bared body, its only a madman that does that. No wonder that dude's speechless n don't forget, I wish well in your suffering
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 27-11-2015 06:11 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Absolutely, cos I was wandering how can you be lookin for pocket on you bared body, its only a madman that does that. No wonder that dude's speechless n don't forget, I wish well in your suffering
I think you mean't.... I wish you well in your suffering... Are you saying Dickieponga is the only person u were referring to in that joke??? Hmm still speechless!!
Posted: at 27-11-2015 08:30 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
dickieponga at 27-11-2015 04:44 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: satsaver on 27-11-2015 08:30 AM
I think you mean't.... I wish you well in your suffering... Are you saying willieieponga is the only person u were referring to in that joke??? Hmm still speechless!!
Don't read too much into his comments cos imsef no understand d comments im dey make.... I just release am as houseboy, im no even complete im apprenticeship...
Posted: at 27-11-2015 04:44 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Don't read too much into his comments cos imsef no understand d comments im dey make.... I just release am as houseboy, im no even complete im apprenticeship...
Huh
Posted: at 27-11-2015 05:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
I think you mean't.... I wish you well in your suffering... Are you saying willieieponga is the only person u were referring to in that joke??? Hmm still speechless!!
Your nose could only sense ordinary "you" but failed to sense "ponga and co?" It's like your speechlessness has turned you into a dummy or could it be that ponga has infected you with his disease?
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 27-11-2015 09:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Your nose could only sense ordinary "you" but failed to sense "ponga and co?" It's like your speechlessness has turned you into a dummy or could it be that ponga has infected you with his disease?
hey bro it hasn't gotten to that I only asked if that's wat u meant??? And u already typing rude..ok am not pissed... speechless.. Ohh I just spoke! Speechfull..!
Posted: at 27-11-2015 09:54 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Don't read too much into his comments cos imsef no understand d comments im dey make.... I just release am as houseboy, im no even complete im apprenticeship...
Ponga the sufferer, comprehension should be the least your brain would ever carry. Now! Look into a mirror, its okay, don't look too much. Look at the bush where your brothers are and tell me why you're gettin uglier than they are? With those emergency tribal marks springing out from your suffering, you're worst than a houseboy. But I can manage you as my monkey to watch over my gate
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 27-11-2015 09:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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