I'm so so sorry to start this season on a sad news. I'm gonna try so much to bring out the humour in it. If you look at top news stations over the past few weeks, news of the Nigerian Terrorist and Nigeria is all u get. But lets see it all from another angle. That's what ScEnArIoS is all about. We are gonna look at Farouk Abdulmutallab's last note he drop for his loved ones before going on his "never-to-return" mission. He sent a personal copy to my mailbox...don't tell anyone I told you he was my childhood friend. Find letter and attached below. Enjoy the show!
Dearly beloved,
I kept this for long, cos I don’t know how u will feel about it, but I have to let you know all the same. I am leaving Nigeria on Dec 20th, 2009 to Yemen. I know it may be a surprise to you but I have just been officially informed that I have passed the final interview for obtaining the scholarship program in Masters in Terrorism and Suicide-Bombing (TSB) at OBLU. The new semester starts in Dec 23, 2010 but I will be leaving soon to prepare for this turning point in my life. I am very excited about this new opportunity. It will provide me with great exposure to the different parts of the world. I'm more excited because this opportunity to further my education will be the stepping stone to better things. I'm so grateful to Allah!!! The Admissions Committee just approved my scholarship last week and I have just been notified to pick up my visa next week. The scholarship also includes internships and excursions in various cities for real world experience. For those who may be interested in such opportunities please go through the attached file for more details. We need more students. Tuition free! Hurry! I know Nigerians love free things. Regards
Farouk Bin Terror P.S.: I am going to miss you all so much, especially you Oyez...don't write a Scenario about me o..or Al Queda will visit you..*jokes* May Allah strengthen and keep you all. I will be in paradise by boxing day with 70 virgins..u guys should come along. Insha Allah.
wetin good for here J2S? somebody want to make you a terrorist and you say good one... This nation don dey seek O? seek presidaent; sick nation; sick citizens... I DECREE HEALING UPON THE PRESIDENT; THE NATION AND THE CITIZENS IN JESUS NAME...for it is written and whenever ye shall a thing:it shall be established in Heaven and on Earth.
Posted: at 7-01-2010 08:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
wetin good for here J2S? somebody want to make you a terrorist and you say good one... This nation don dey seek O? seek presidaent; sick nation; sick citizens... I DECREE HEALING UPON THE PRESIDENT; THE NATION AND THE CITIZENS IN JESUS NAME...for it is written and whenever ye shall a thing:it shall be established in Heaven and on Earth.
why are u being ungrateful? the scholarship u have been searching for all these years is now at ur doorstep. Register at Osama Bin Ladin University (OBLU) now...all expense covered.
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