A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. . One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?" . His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back... "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!" . Good morning
Posted: at 2-12-2015 08:19 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Hmm.. please try to reduce pb4 jokes here! Better still, get those ones that are actually current or could also be from your well thought-out imagination and crack it up here
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 2-12-2015 07:52 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Hmm.. please try to reduce pb4 jokes here! Better still, get those ones that are actually current or could also be from your well thought-out imagination and crack it up here
it's a pB4 joke for you dosent mean it's a pB4 for someone else... even if it is.... kindly shut up and get off the page thank you!.
Posted: at 2-12-2015 08:10 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@Satsaver, is it the way to talk to an elder? Remember, you're but only a newbie to almost everyone that's on this page/forum. And true knowledge only exists in knowing that you know nothing. But if you say otherwise, watch your back!!!
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 2-12-2015 08:35 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
@Satsaver, is it the way to talk to an elder? Remember, you're but only a newbie to almost everyone that's on this page/forum. And true knowledge only exists in knowing that you know nothing. But if you say otherwise, watch your back!!!
well an elder u claim?? U don't act like one believe me... mind you my status reads NEWBIE dosent mean I am a year or two years old here.. I only don't talk anyhow or talk too much period.if you want to be regarded as an elder,, speak like one. I read ur comments on how u use false words on Dickieponga. I don't know him from anywhere.. vent seen him.. M not taking sides either. But u dnt hate soo much with words on line like you do to him.. Ohh spoken too much already lol. #speechmore lol.
Posted: at 2-12-2015 08:55 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@ Satsaver, lols! Being taller than your father does not mean you are older than him. As long as you don't comment and play around with its activities on this page, you remain a NEWBIE to the people you met here. No wonder you claim tho "my status reads NEWBIE" you don't know the happenings but come let me enlighten you abit, it is the fish that opens its mouth that get caught up by the hook. The person whom you're in support of, never knew his left from him right and loves to open his mouth (most especially with sadistic words) in almost every forum he goes to. Here is an example right in front of your face, but rather you turned a blind eye: http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,275918.0.html lols. That's his specialty, I'm just a learner.. lolzz
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 2-12-2015 10:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
@ Satsaver, lols! Being taller than your father does not mean you are older than him. As long as you don't comment and play around with its activities on this page, you remain a NEWBIE to the people you met here. No wonder you claim tho "my status reads NEWBIE" you don't know the happenings but come let me enlighten you abit, it is the fish that opens its mouth that get caught up by the hook. The person whom you're in support of, never knew his left from him right and loves to open his mouth (most especially with sadistic words) in almost every forum he goes to. Here is an example right in front of your face, but rather you turned a blind eye: http://www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,275918.0.html lols. That's his specialty, I'm just a learner.. lolzz
well let me repeat it again I AM NOT TAKING SIDES... I am not in support of anyone! Let's say I never knew abt such sadistic words of his... BT I saw it's severally..All m saying is anyone who reads ur comments on how u trade false insultive words would never take you as an elder. You its childish if you feel u got problems... U both can arrange a fight nd settle it lol.. Now I chose not to comment or play around with words here because I read many comments and posts that are not worth my comment. BT thankGod naijapals has improved atleast pals post less nonsense and some comments are typed with sense so I play in.. well Franel... U having thousand of posts/comments to ur profile dosent make u an Elder. Have a nice day!
Posted: at 3-12-2015 08:36 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@ Satsaver! Most definitely, you're still a learner or was yesterday you started commenting. May I crave your indulgence and lecture you what an elder means. He's your leader or senior who has been in the game for long (when you're not in the game, you're out of the game) and when a child speaks, we know how mature he is (what his years are equal to). Little wonder you said "I never knew abt such sadistic words of his" cos what an elder see while sitting the young ones standing on their toes won't see even if its thrown right in front of their very face. lolzz An elder loves to correct a child but when his language doesn't suit him, he speaks the language of the youngster tho because an Elder does not break wind in public, but in a latrine, he decided to do it here in joke forum. lols That's just how it goes.. lol
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 3-12-2015 10:55 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
@ Satsaver! Most definitely, you're still a learner or was yesterday you started commenting. May I crave your indulgence and lecture you what an elder means. He's your leader or senior who has been in the game for long (when you're not in the game, you're out of the game) and when a child speaks, we know how mature he is (what his years are equal to). Little wonder you said "I never knew abt such sadistic words of his" cos what an elder see while sitting the young ones standing on their toes won't see even if its thrown right in front of their very face. lolzz An elder loves to correct a child but when his language doesn't suit him, he speaks the language of the youngster tho because an Elder does not break wind in public, but in a latrine, he decided to do it here in joke forum. lols That's just how it goes.. lol
I wonder why u tk time to stress that u are an elder... maybe cos u are never one real life.u still sound like a child here(from ur indulgence craving lecture) ... wat u don't understand is that ur "eldership" dosent change nothing.. you like every other pal here. Dickieponga was not the only person that commented on that page u referred to.. I did. They were just funny comments nd not sadistic words. Why should a self acclaimed elder interfere in matters that dosent concerns him??. he wasn't referring to you there. Whats ur P??.
Posted: at 3-12-2015 01:59 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@Satsaver! He who fails to harken to the voice of his elder, will hang his knapsack in the wrong place. I have no contention with pals who are already in the game and know more than you do, but rather I am only enlightening you as a Newbie on what you should know when an elder speaks. Here you come again with the one whom you're in defense of and wasn't it yesterday you started showin your interest in this game? I only showed you one that happened in front of your face and you're sounding this way? Can you tell me where now the person he was referrin to is? At least at that period he was making some comment not anymore. In case you don't know shit will smell, no matter how small it might be! lols That's just how it goes.. lolzz
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 3-12-2015 03:25 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
@Satsaver! He who fails to harken to the voice of his elder, will hang his knapsack in the wrong place. I have no contention with pals who are already in the game and know more than you do, but rather I am only enlightening you as a Newbie on what you should know when an elder speaks. Here you come again with the one whom you're in defense of and wasn't it yesterday you started showin your interest in this game? I only showed you one that happened in front of your face and you're sounding this way? Can you tell me where now the person he was referrin to is? At least at that period he was making some comment not anymore. In case you don't know shit will smell, no matter how small it might be! lols That's just how it goes.. lolzz
franel wat r u trying to prove??
Posted: at 3-12-2015 03:46 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Its not new for a newbie to abide by his fellow newbie's abject lesson. They are likeminded dodgy fellows, nevertheless, you should mind your Ps and Qs.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 4-12-2015 07:38 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
What a rhetorical question! When everything an elder tells a child goes in through one ear & out the other, he might have to block the other ear with a Slap so the child will understand what he has been proving to him all along. Get this to your skull, “it is only a mulish fly that follows a corpse into the grave.”
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 4-12-2015 07:41 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
What a rhetorical question! When everything an elder tells a child goes in through one ear & out the other, he might have to block the other ear with a Slap so the child will understand what he has been proving to him all along. Get this to your skull, “it is only a mulish fly that follows a corpse into the grave.”
wat's ur whole point??
Posted: at 4-12-2015 07:51 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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@ Satsaver, lols! Being taller than your father does not mean you are older than him. As long as you don't comment and play around with its activities on this page, you remain a NEWBIE to the people you met here.
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