1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a
bank account.
3. A YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know
how long he slept.
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news
news caster.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply
because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he
wanted to read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if
the mango was ripe enough then came down
and started stoning it.
11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he
thought sprite was unripe.
12. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit,
touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank
God I no match am.
13. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.
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