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![-]( "clarajancita") clarajancita at 4-02-2016 02:46 PM (9 years ago)  (f) 
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the
dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with
salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the
eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for
guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be
grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite?
I am a metro reporter on Gistmania, I have been publishing news materials for over 5 years | Posted: at 4-02-2016 02:46 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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7 | Posted: at 4-02-2016 03:14 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Very funny proverbs. 2,3,5,7 and 8. i love africa | Posted: at 4-02-2016 03:22 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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12 | Posted: at 4-02-2016 03:27 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "PaskyWosky") PaskyWosky at 4-02-2016 03:33 PM (9 years ago) (m) 7 & 8 nailed it | Posted: at 4-02-2016 03:33 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Ojepa") Ojepa at 4-02-2016 03:50 PM (9 years ago) (m) number 8...lol | Posted: at 4-02-2016 03:50 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "kp45") kp45 at 4-02-2016 04:26 PM (9 years ago)  (m) 3 | Posted: at 4-02-2016 04:26 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "emma4love3") emma4love3 at 4-02-2016 04:39 PM (9 years ago) (m) hahahahah.....aaaaaaah 7 ooooooh... girls in the house na true or false.... then number 2.... | Posted: at 4-02-2016 04:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "gogoman") gogoman at 4-02-2016 04:55 PM (9 years ago) (m) ONLY IN NAIJA | Posted: at 4-02-2016 04:55 PM (9 years ago) | Grande Master | |
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![-]( "princemma") princemma at 4-02-2016 04:57 PM (9 years ago) (m) 2,7 $ 13 | Posted: at 4-02-2016 04:57 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Trueyarn") Trueyarn at 4-02-2016 04:59 PM (9 years ago) (m) This proverbs don tey for market nah,poster you just enter Naija today? | Posted: at 4-02-2016 04:59 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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NA NO 12 FUNNY PASS | Posted: at 4-02-2016 05:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ficull") ficull at 4-02-2016 05:04 PM (9 years ago) (m) 7
Naughty girl..... lol | Posted: at 4-02-2016 05:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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7,8 and 12 are dope...so crazy | Posted: at 4-02-2016 05:53 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie | |
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some of them are correct every day occurrence | Posted: at 4-02-2016 06:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dareper") dareper at 4-02-2016 06:39 PM (9 years ago) (m) 7, that one make sense die | Posted: at 4-02-2016 06:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ujmaria") ujmaria at 4-02-2016 06:57 PM (9 years ago) (f) 7 MAKE SENSE DIE, | Posted: at 4-02-2016 06:57 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "akinmanchy") akinmanchy at 4-02-2016 07:36 PM (9 years ago) (m) Number 4 and 12 got me laughing
Life na jeje so just try to take am softly | Posted: at 4-02-2016 07:36 PM (9 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Ayodun1") Ayodun1 at 4-02-2016 09:00 PM (9 years ago) (m) I love 11" Not really funny though.
U Self Go Like Am... | Posted: at 4-02-2016 09:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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is dat wat u see... Mine is coming | Posted: at 4-02-2016 10:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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