Never done anything wild in your life?????

Date: 15-01-2010 12:02 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 15-01-2010 12:02 PM (15 years ago)
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him..
The teenager would look and find him staring every time..
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: "Got drunk once
and slept with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son..."

 

Posted: at 15-01-2010 12:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 15-01-2010 12:06 PM (15 years ago)
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damn funny, joke of the week.....lol
Posted: at 15-01-2010 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 15-01-2010 01:11 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u MrDon
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 15-01-2010 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahaha.... Grin
am sure the young lad would be shock at the old man respond...
peacock son.... hahahaha... Grin
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 01:25 PM (15 years ago)
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hahhahahhahaaha
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 15-01-2010 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 15-01-2010 01:34 PM (15 years ago)
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now sojaman, tell us. did the old dude actually slept with a peacock?.
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 15-01-2010 01:36 PM (15 years ago)
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what?  no.. he just wanted to insult the lad that he looked like a peockok
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 15-01-2010 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 15-01-2010 01:36 PM
what?  no.. he just wanted to insult the lad that he looked like a peockok
Grin Grin Grin
okay...
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 15-01-2010 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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yap
Posted: at 15-01-2010 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 15-01-2010 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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funie!
Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-01-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha hehehe.....the best joke ever
Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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well Kris u to dey ask question, Dad recognizes his pikin now
Posted: at 15-01-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sunsoul at 15-01-2010 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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rEALLY Funny
Posted: at 15-01-2010 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Doshe at 15-01-2010 04:28 PM (15 years ago)
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OMG LOL my joke of d week
Posted: at 15-01-2010 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 06:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-01-2010 06:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 15-01-2010 06:29 PM (15 years ago)
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see joke
Posted: at 15-01-2010 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 15-01-2010 06:34 PM (15 years ago)
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i see am...
Posted: at 15-01-2010 06:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 15-01-2010 06:54 PM (15 years ago)
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i know..u see am....
Posted: at 15-01-2010 06:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 15-01-2010 06:58 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 15-01-2010 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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