fuel station

Date: 08-03-2016 1:12 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 01:12 PM (8 years ago)
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A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of
the art range rover sports and disembarked.
Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only speak English
Professor: Ok! good morning, I currently feel a profound
desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized
automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer
from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the
combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the
appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation
to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o, how much fuel youwan buy?

Posted: at 8-03-2016 01:12 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 10-03-2016 10:18 AM (8 years ago)
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hahahahah...this one funny oh see grammar oh
fear catch the attendants
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:18 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 10:45 AM (8 years ago)
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Heheh,,yeye fuel man,,no b u wnt form english man b4
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:45 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 11-03-2016 04:07 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha,,,, wen dem postam b4 na over over pb4 dem callam BT e funny shaa
Posted: at 11-03-2016 04:07 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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