Life

Date: 08-03-2016 3:02 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 03:02 PM (9 years ago)
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God created the donkey and said to him, "You will be a
donkey. You will work untiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will
have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered, "I will be a donkey, but to live 50
years is much. Give me only 20."
God granted his wish.
God created the dog and said to him, "You will guard the
house of Man. You will be his best friend. You will eat the
scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will
be a dog."
The dog answered, "Sir, to live 30 years is too much. Give
me only 15."
God granted his wish.
God created the monkey and said to him, "You will swing
from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. You will be a monkey."
The monkey answered, "To live 20 years is too much. Give
me only 10."
God granted his wish.
Finally god created man, and said to him, "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
Man responded, "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20
years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey
refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10
years the monkey refused.
God granted man's wish....
And since then...
Man lives 20 years as a man,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and
carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown...
he lives 15 years like a dog,
taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old, he can retire
and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another,doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren
That's LIFE

Posted: at 8-03-2016 03:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 11:47 AM (9 years ago)
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hahaha God forbid ooh i wil not work like the donkey ooh aah
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:47 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 10:16 PM (9 years ago)
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WORK LIKE DONKEY KE... WHO WAN WORK LIKE DONKEY.... GOD FORBID
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:16 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 01:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Hahahahahah..y al of ona da say God 4bid
Posted: at 10-03-2016 01:19 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-03-2016 02:57 AM (9 years ago)
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Morons I beg na joke?
Posted: at 12-03-2016 02:57 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 10:20 PM (9 years ago)
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hahahah morons ke
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 12:55 PM (9 years ago)
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Yes morons
Posted: at 28-03-2016 12:55 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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