A Lawyer and a Jamaican

A Lawyer and a Jamaican...

A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a
long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he
can fool them easy...
So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun
game.
The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.
'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..'
This catches the Jamaican's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'
The Jamaican doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Jamaican's turn.
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he
knows.
He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the
Library of Congress.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes up the Jamaican and hands him $500.
The Jamaican pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes the Jamaican up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Jamaican reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
[are you sure that guy isn't a Naija guy?]

Posted: at 8-03-2016 04:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

LOLSS... THEY DNT THEY ARE BOTH MUMU IN THE HIGEST ORDER... NA THERE WHALA JARE.

Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:17 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nobsmalltin

Posted: at 12-03-2016 02:51 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

K

Posted: at 28-03-2016 12:54 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero