AKPORS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't
knowâ€
Musa: Akpors why are you trying to swallow a Clock?
Akpors: My Teacher said I should watch my mouth.
TEACHER: if I give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur hand, and I
collect all of dem back from u, wat will b left in ur hand?
AKPORS: Na oil naa
PAPA AKPORS : U know, our Son got his brain from me..
MAMA AKPORS : I think he did ,I still got mine with me
TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other,
what do I have?..
AKPORS: A drinking problem
That was how Akpos pressed the bosom of a female
journalist that had the badge "PRESS" on her chest!
Akpors:I am dreaming to be rich...just like my father..
Musa:"Is ur father rich?".
Akpors: No, he's dreaming too
TEACHER: Akpors, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
AKPORS: A teacher
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