Dearest MTN, My Dearest MTN…
No matter how you people rephrase this text and send it to
me, I would not fall victim to your business tricks.
Initially it was “few steps away from receiving your
N2,000,000 reward”….
I kept quiet…
Then I checked my balance and saw “you would not
receive your N2,000,000 reward if you dont text “yes to
7070″….
I still kept quiet….
Then I recharged and I saw “reward your self right now,
text yes to 7070 and you coul…d win N2,000,000″….
i still kept quiet….
Then I got a text and viewed it. What I saw is “does your
number end with 0442? please send OK to 7070!
*******0442 has been rewarded with access to MTN’s
N2,000,000 draw today! subscribe for 100/day”….
I still kept quiet…
Then I saw an alert again!!… “are you Akpors Akpororo?
yello, you just won MTN’s N2,000,000 draw. Text OK to
7070 to claim it, 100/day” (money wey I don win I go still
text 100/day to claim am abii?)….ok o,
I still kept quiet….
Then just now I received a call and guess who called me?
7070… abeg wetin them wan tell me wey them never send
for text? who knows what the next format will be? Ma
people please judge me and MTN ooo. I dey my own o…
dem wan force N2,000,000 enter my hand, N2,000,000 na
by force? …
#Chai ! MTN I no want abeg!
Friendz beg them for me ooo!
Hahahahah.
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