A trip to Italy

Date: 09-03-2016 6:47 pm (9 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 9-03-2016 06:47 PM (9 years ago)
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A Ekaitte (akpor’s
wife) goes to Italy to
attend a 2-week,
company training
session. … Her husband drives
her to the airport and
wishes her to have a
good trip. Ekaittes : ‘Thank you,
honey, what would you
like me to bring for
you?’ Akpors: laughs and
says: ‘An Italian girl!!!’
The wife kept quiet
and left.
Two weeks later he
picks her up in the airport and asks: ‘So,
honey, how was the
trip?’
‘Very good, thank you.’
‘And, what happened
to my present?’ ‘Which present?’ She
asked.
‘The one I asked for –
an Italian girl!!’
‘Oh, that’ she said
‘Well, I did what I could, now we have to
wait for 9 months to
see if it
is a girl !!!’ Moral of the
story: Don’t
tempt a
woman, they
are
dangerously intelligent!

Posted: at 9-03-2016 06:47 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 10:08 PM (9 years ago)
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hahaha your present dey my house here
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:08 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 01:48 PM (9 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 10-03-2016 01:48 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-03-2016 06:40 PM (9 years ago)
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Na wetin b dis?
Posted: at 12-03-2016 06:40 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kp45 at 12-03-2016 06:55 PM (9 years ago)
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eh eh
Posted: at 12-03-2016 06:55 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 06:07 AM (9 years ago)
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na soo akpos carry on
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:07 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 06:07 AM (9 years ago)
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na soo akpos carry on
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:07 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 05:04 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 13-03-2016 06:07 AM
na soo akpos carry on
E b like say d yeye akpos go come visit ur house
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:04 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 07:07 PM (9 years ago)
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lol, jeez
Posted: at 13-03-2016 07:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:39 AM (9 years ago)
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jeez wetin
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:39 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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