for love, ex Mrs. Akpos decides to
place an ad in a local newspaper. She wrote - “Looking for a man with
three qualifications: won’t beat me up,
won’t run away from me, and is great
in bed.” Two days later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man
on a motor wheelchair. “Hi, I’m Timi. I have no arms so I won’t
beat you. I have no legs so I won't run
away.” Akpos’ wife is furious. “So what the
hell makes you think you will be great
in bed too?” she asks. Timi replies, “Ask me how I rang your
doorbell!”
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