AKPOS GUD BOY

Date: 11-03-2016 9:46 am (5 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 11-03-2016 09:46 AM (5 years ago)
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Akpors was walking slowly to school. He passed
this house when a used condom comes flying
out
of the second storey window and lands
squarely
on his head.
Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he
goes
up to the front door and starts pounding on it.
An elderly man opens it and asks him what
caused him to knock so loudly.
Akpors asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"
The elderly man replies, "It's non of your
business. But, since you want to know, it's
mydaughter and intended son- in-law who are
there upstairs."
Akpors hands him the used condom and
says,"Well, I just wanted you to know that your
intended grand child fell out the window!

Posted: at 11-03-2016 09:46 AM (5 years ago) | Hero

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