At the close of work on one faithful Friday, Seun decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a catholic sister and gave her a lift. While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending he was reaching out for the gear stick. The sister softly said Mathew 7:7′, he quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentration on his driving. He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7′. When the sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, “Young man, the problem with you is that you don’t read your Bible” When Seun got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads ''Ask,and it shal be given unto u''...he nearly cried.
Posted: at 12-03-2016 12:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 06:52 PM (9 years ago) (m)
I saw,,, b4 b4
Dem write 1 tin after I c am
Wetin dem write?
E no too much
Na only 1 grammar wey dem take talkam
You won hear d grammar?
OK,,, na im dey below
PB4
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:52 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 11:36 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 13-03-2016 11:25 PM
Hahaha,chai....my guy hv u eaten? Y ar u beefing...
Na who b ur guy? na so I craze reach?? hahahaha see this moronic moron upcoming witch dem don send you out from your position under eko bridge, u come dey find PB4 full 1 page abi hw many sef, take commot all my friends, idiot go stay for desert ,with the level of your madness na desert fit you, chronic moronic moron like you idiot fool.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:36 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 11:36 PM
Na who b ur guy? na so I craze reach?? hahahaha see this moronic moron upcoming witch dem don send you out from your position under eko bridge, u come dey find PB4 full 1 page abi hw many sef, take commot all my friends, idiot go stay for desert ,with the level of your madness na desert fit you, chronic moronic moron like you idiot fool.
So so sorry,,,no cry
Posted: at 14-03-2016 12:01 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
samdove28 at 16-03-2016 05:48 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 11:36 PM
Na who b ur guy? na so I craze reach?? hahahaha see this moronic moron upcoming witch dem don send you out from your position under eko bridge, u come dey find PB4 full 1 page abi hw many sef, take commot all my friends, idiot go stay for desert ,with the level of your madness na desert fit you, chronic moronic moron like you idiot fool.
IT WAS LIKE NA ABUSE WATER THEN USE BATH U WEN THEN BORN YOU. YOU BEHAVE LIKE NSRY2 KID, U DNT HAVE KOBO MASSURITY.
Posted: at 16-03-2016 05:48 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 12:33 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 16-03-2016 05:48 PM
IT WAS LIKE NA ABUSE WATER THEN USE BATH U WEN THEN BORN YOU. YOU BEHAVE LIKE NSRY2 KID, U DNT HAVE KOBO MASSURITY.
Tolotolo abi wetin u call ursef again? even imbecile or mumu no sey dem no dey chook mouth 4 mata wey no concern dem,,,, meaning you are the mumu of all mumus your stupidity no get measurement. Ur mumuni mumu na tear rubber version hahahaha ,, as u don jumb from bush enter here say make I identify ur craze as dem don use ur hair take start fire so 4 mama fatimo shop, no wahala.. I go helep identify am wella,,, born troway idiot tolotolo
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:33 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
samdove28 at 17-03-2016 10:30 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 17-03-2016 12:33 AM
Tolotolo abi wetin u call ursef again? even imbecile or mumu no sey dem no dey chook mouth 4 mata wey no concern dem,,,, meaning you are the mumu of all mumus your stupidity no get measurement. Ur mumuni mumu na tear rubber version hahahaha ,, as u don jumb from bush enter here say make I identify ur craze as dem don use ur hair take start fire so 4 mama fatimo shop, no wahala.. I go helep identify am wella,,, born troway idiot tolotolo
You no say your head no they there... i don forget say na bad identity you be.. as your name don show your temperament. dnt worry i go throway your identity inside my water closet toilet. na you mama i just they pity for becz the cry go to much. BAD BELLE... BAD IDENTITY.
Posted: at 17-03-2016 10:30 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 12:15 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 17-03-2016 10:30 AM
You no say your head no they there... i don forget say na bad identity you be.. as your name don show your temperament. dnt worry i go throway your identity inside my water closet toilet. na you mama i just they pity for becz the cry go to much. BAD BELLE... BAD IDENTITY.
C u just dey parade ur sef anyhow even com my mata like cheap yeye fowl forget say no b bush u dey,,,, comot for road moron, go suck your mama rotten honeypot , wey maggots don full inside,,, idiot son of a cheap prostitute
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:15 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
,, as u don jumb from bush enter here say make I identify ur craze as dem don use ur hair take start fire so 4 mama fatimo shop, no wahala.. 
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