Technical Support

Date: 12-03-2016 1:42 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 12-03-2016 01:42 PM (9 years ago)
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Akpos calls technical support:
AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly.
TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on ??My computer??.
AKPOS: I can??t see your computer.
TECHNICIAN: No no, click on ??My computer?? on your
computer.
AKPOS: How can I click on your computer from my
computer?
TECHNICIAN: listen, There is an icon labelled ??My
computer?? on your computer Ok, double click on it.
AKPOS: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my
computer?!
TECHNICIAN: Double click on your computer.
AKPOS: On which icon do I have to click?
TECHNICIAN: ??My computer??
AkPOS: Oh God! What type of problem is this? Tell me
where your office is. I??ll come there and click on “your
computer”.

Posted: at 12-03-2016 01:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 12-03-2016 01:59 PM (9 years ago)
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hahahah apkos oooh click on the computer
.....
Posted: at 12-03-2016 01:59 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-03-2016 11:54 PM (9 years ago)
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Y u go dey repeat topics wey u ursef carry pos
Posted: at 12-03-2016 11:54 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 12:22 AM (9 years ago)
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lol, my computer your computer.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 12:22 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:31 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 12-03-2016 11:54 PM
Y u go dey repeat topics wey u ursef carry pos
?
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:31 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 02:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 11:31 AM
?
Who u dey ask??
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:14 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:05 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 12-03-2016 11:54 PM
Y u go dey repeat topics wey u ursef carry pos
mumu.... Na wish topic then repeat for here.... your head no correct,....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:05 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:06 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 13-03-2016 12:22 AM
lol, my computer your computer.
my computer no be your computer ooooooo.... How can that happpen...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:06 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 02:14 PM
Who u dey ask??
help me ask that fool jare.... The one that his head no nak ground...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:07 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 03:03 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 08:05 PM
mumu.... Na wish topic then repeat for here.... your head no correct,....
Na wa,,,, yaba left craze idiot ur head don too knock,, if mechanic with bolt n nut won tight ur lose opkolo,, e go change mind hammer ram dabaru am
Posted: at 25-03-2016 03:03 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 12:08 PM (9 years ago)
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See this idiot wey they follow me talk oooooo... You don't knw say I be your papa ni... Don't worry you will soon knw say na me born you... Hahaahahahah... Over my head,.. I no wan born zombie as a son.... Na your papa wey they house born you
Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:08 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:17 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 08:05 PM
mumu.... Na wish topic then repeat for here.... your head no correct,....
no dey repeat topic o
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:17 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:18 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:08 PM
See this idiot wey they follow me talk oooooo... You don't knw say I be your papa ni... Don't worry you will soon knw say na me born you... Hahaahahahah... Over my head,.. I no wan born zombie as a son.... Na your papa wey they house born you
your mouth bad like naija leaders
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:18 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 01:12 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 26-03-2016 01:17 AM
no dey repeat topic o
Tell ram again
Posted: at 28-03-2016 01:12 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 01:16 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:08 PM
See this idiot wey they follow me talk oooooo... You don't knw say I be your papa ni... Don't worry you will soon knw say na me born you... Hahaahahahah... Over my head,.. I no wan born zombie as a son.... Na your papa wey they house born you
C dis shortman devil,, na only ur neck wey b like ojukwu finger long pass ur whole bodi,, go station ur zombie yansh for ur mama face make she use am play ten-ten,,, idiotic born FOOL
Posted: at 28-03-2016 01:16 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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