Two brides

Date: 12-03-2016 2:04 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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- at 12-03-2016 02:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by
his parents for a very important meeting.
When everybody had settled down, his father said,
“Kwame, your mum and I have found two potential brides
for you in this village. Nkechi makes the best palmnut soup
from what I hear.”
Chioma doesn’t cook well but she is romantic and has
plenty buttocks. Which one of them should we marry for
you?”
Kwame stood there for a long time and replied, “Papa, can
you ask Nkechi to teach Chioma how to cook palmnut
soup?”

Posted: at 12-03-2016 02:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 12-03-2016 02:07 PM (8 years ago)
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hahahah na by force again make the guy by himself go for the kill
Posted: at 12-03-2016 02:07 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-03-2016 11:33 PM (8 years ago)
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Pb13
Posted: at 12-03-2016 11:33 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 12:28 AM (8 years ago)
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ahi na, lol.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 12:28 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 08:38 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 12-03-2016 11:33 PM
Pb13
U nvr se anytinn
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 12:45 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 13-03-2016 08:38 AM
U nvr se anytinn
Yes,,,, u don upgrade ur witch so u fit c everi every, dey fly dey BT no fly come my side. U b fool
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- Vectorcy at 14-03-2016 12:52 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 12:45 AM
Yes,,,, u don upgrade ur witch so u fit c everi every, dey fly dey BT no fly come my side. U b fool

Dondi...u no go met ur fellow witches..abi time nvr reach...
Posted: at 14-03-2016 12:52 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 12:57 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 12:52 AM
Dondi...u no go met ur fellow witches..abi time nvr reach...

Hahahahahahaha ,,, c flying witch wey dey talk,, no b u dem pursue day b4 yesterday 4 ur bush come here come dey look 4 ur identity inside PB4,,, if u like reach 2 million, u no go still c am, ode, tuaaa like u
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- Vectorcy at 14-03-2016 01:06 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 12:57 AM
Hahahahahahaha ,,, c flying witch wey dey talk,, no b u dem pursue day b4 yesterday 4 ur bush come here come dey look 4 ur identity inside PB4,,, if u like reach 2 million, u no go still c am, ode, tuaaa like u
Lols...lost identity...u dan misplace ur identity,,,even ur fellow wizards no even knw u again,,,u jus dey off point jus. Lyk ur username
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:06 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 01:12 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 01:06 AM
Lols...lost identity...u dan misplace ur identity,,,even ur fellow wizards no even knw u again,,,u jus dey off point jus. Lyk ur username
U no no? Wen upcoming witch wey u b dey operate, na bcos, everything wey im get don lost, just dey fly anyhow. hahahaha,,,, here no b ur territory
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:12 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 14-03-2016 01:17 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 01:12 AM
U no no? Wen upcoming witch wey u b dey operate, na bcos, everything wey im get don lost, just dey fly anyhow. hahahaha,,,, here no b ur territory
Lols,,chai..u dey claim territory,,wen u no even know the story of ur life,,,na so u. Mumu reach,,u go da name ur self burnt identity...pele..
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:17 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 01:21 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 01:17 AM
Lols,,chai..u dey claim territory,,wen u no even know the story of ur life,,,na so u. Mumu reach,,u go da name ur self burnt identity...pele..
Them just dick you out from old pit toilet , your head is full of dead stone age people shit, that's why you dey shout burnt identity na, every where , come you better fly enter back from the shit hole you from fly out . moron
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- Vectorcy at 14-03-2016 01:26 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 01:21 AM
Them just dick you out from old pit toilet , your head is full of dead stone age people shit, that's why you dey shout burnt identity na, every where , come you better fly enter back from the shit hole you from fly out . moron
Hehehe,u no fit yab boi,se d way u da yab lyk 3yrs old boi,,beef me wella,,no da talk lyk said u dey tink through your anus,,,identify fool..block head full of ashes.lols
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 01:38 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 01:26 AM
Hehehe,u no fit yab boi,se d way u da yab lyk 3yrs old boi,,beef me wella,,no da talk lyk said u dey tink through your anus,,,identify fool..block head full of ashes.lols
moronic moron, you no know wetin you be or where you from, cos your mama na different animals
apes and dogs hammer ram born you , copy copy , oya make you start to craze dey mad dey run dey go mumu. Grin Grin Grin
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- Vectorcy at 14-03-2016 01:46 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 01:38 AM
moronic moron, you no know wetin you be or where you from, cos your mama na different animals
apes and dogs hammer ram born you , copy copy , oya make you start to craze dey mad dey run dey go mumu. Grin Grin Grin

Chai guy se d way yu dey yab person lyk said u dey read reside alphabet.. A for apes! D for dog,h for hammer,r for ram...Chimo...wait,,,,,wetin mk u da form say u sabi beef al dis. While...mtsch u ar a learner,,,start frm pre-nursery and graduate,,b4 u go fit beef me..u knw I hate. Child abuse..so am gvin u a chance to bcum a grown up adult b4 u can face me...A is for ashes! B is for Burnt, f is for fool..hahahaha
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 01:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 01:46 AM
Chai guy se d way yu dey yab person lyk said u dey read reside alphabet.. A for apes! D for dog,h for hammer,r for ram...Chimo...wait,,,,,wetin mk u da form say u sabi beef al dis. While...mtsch u ar a learner,,,start frm pre-nursery and graduate,,b4 u go fit beef me..u knw I hate. Child abuse..so am gvin u a chance to bcum a grown up adult b4 u can face me...A is for ashes! B is for Burnt, f is for fool..hahahaha
hahahahaha na the thing you be na ,you be chronic moronic moron ,wetin i go call you again fool? You wey get parents as ape wey una be, your generation never see anything good b4, look your self very well you no complet you na imbecile , moron. Grin Grin Grin
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- Vectorcy at 14-03-2016 02:04 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 01:59 AM
hahahahaha na the thing you be na ,you be chronic moronic moron ,wetin i go call you again fool? You wey get parents as ape wey una be, your generation never see anything good b4, look your self very well you no complet you na imbecile , moron. Grin Grin Grin
U see ur life,,,I nvr even insult ur parent..and u wnt cry,,am pretty sure that u ar bastard,,dats yyy u hv no identity...d oly insultive word u knw na ''moron,ape,...smal tym u go say ram,dog,donkey,,chaii...u ar a wasteproduct to ur generation..lols
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 02:14 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 02:04 AM
U see ur life,,,I nvr even insult ur parent..and u wnt cry,,am pretty sure that u ar bastard,,dats yyy u hv no identity...d oly insultive word u knw na ''moron,ape,...smal tym u go say ram,dog,donkey,,chaii...u ar a wasteproduct to ur generation..lols
Jajajajajajajajaja hahahaha hahahahaha,, I no no say u no ursef wella like dis ,,, Grin Grin Grin born troway, na konfirm waste product u n ur generation b Grin Grin Grin
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- Vectorcy at 14-03-2016 02:20 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 02:14 AM
Jajajajajajajajaja hahahaha hahahahaha,, I no no say u no ursef wella like dis ,,, Grin Grin Grin born troway, na konfirm waste product u n ur generation b Grin Grin Grin
Hehehehe,,so dats aw u wey born,dem born troway uuu,,,,dats yy u no get identity,,,sorry brother..- understand..pele..no cry...
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:20 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 02:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 02:20 AM
Hehehehe,,so dats aw u wey born,dem born troway uuu,,,,dats yy u no get identity,,,sorry brother..- understand..pele..no cry...
This guy where you from self , well am sure where ever getto better pass am. moron. To copy PB4,,, no do u, na u don dey copy una family history profile of wetin I dey yarn u,  Grin Grin NobsmallTin o Shocked Grin Grin
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