Clever Doctor

Date: 12-03-2016 3:23 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 12-03-2016 03:23 PM (9 years ago)
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A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any
treatment is GHc300 and if we cannot
treat, we will pay you GHc500.
Wanting the GHC500 for himself,
intelligent Akpos came to the doc and
said: I can’t feel any taste. The doc asked a nurse to give
Akpos a
few drops of medicine from box 22.
Upon taking the drops, Akpos shouted
“Oh STOP! it is urine!”
The doctor said “congratulations, your
sense of taste is back now”. Akpos was very angry that he
lost GHc
300. He came back two weeks later
determined to get GHC 500. The following conversation
ensued
between Akpos and the doc: Akpos : I lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! Please give this man some
drops of medicine from box 22.
Akpos: Wait doctor but that medicine is
for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations, your memory is back.

Posted: at 12-03-2016 03:23 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- kp45 at 12-03-2016 06:55 PM (9 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 12-03-2016 06:55 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 06:08 AM (9 years ago)
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hahaha congrat doc
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:08 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 05:05 PM (9 years ago)
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PB17
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:05 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 06:51 PM (9 years ago)
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lol, akpos mumu o
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:51 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 08:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 05:05 PM
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Hahahaha,,,tnks 4 commenting
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:09 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 02:10 AM (9 years ago)
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heheheje
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:10 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:51 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:10 AM
heheheje
Lolx
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:51 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 09:28 PM (9 years ago)
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for the doctor mind him good
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:28 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 13-03-2016 06:08 AM
hahaha congrat doc
hmmmmmmmmm... Gongrat inDeed
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 05:05 PM
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for your mind... Idiot
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 13-03-2016 08:09 PM
Hahahaha,,,tnks 4 commenting
abi ooooooo....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:20 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 04:05 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 10:19 PM
for your mind... Idiot

C mumu wey dey form e get mind. D strongest man for ur village na hot eba kill am,,,, no shut up o,, na only one knock I go give u for dat ur head wey don knock e go come b like say na reformatting slap I dash u,,,,, monkey they think say I get banana give am,,, na ata rodo I go give u chop, imbecile
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:05 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 04:08 PM (9 years ago)
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mmmmm chai this human you get mouth ooo
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:08 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 01:09 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-03-2016 01:09 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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