approached his assistant.
“Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close
the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care
of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” answers Akpos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and
asks: ”So, Akpos, how was your day?”
Akpos told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl,
sir.” says Akpos.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third
one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a
woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking
off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down
on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME!
For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Lord Jesus! Akpos, what did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I put eye-drops in her eyes.”
One word For Akpos
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