Please thank God wt me. They attacked me @ about 2:30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across d room towards me,as I got up, I remembered d scripture that says 'He has not given us d spirit of fear.... As one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and where wondering what was happening. I eventually hit d second one too, my hands were stained wt blood. They lay still I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out that one was still moving, I struck again & this time I hit harder wt anger. That was how I killed d two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood. Pls, don't forget to come out for thanks giving on sunday.
Posted: at 12-03-2016 06:30 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 06:05 AM (9 years ago) (m)
eerrh giant musqitoes ke...that funny too
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:05 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 02:46 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 07:29 PM
na you they see over before with this your mosquito yeye eyes... I really pity your yeye life...
Mosquitoes n cockroaches wey dey design ur opkolo don do u sheige... ur eyes no deg clear again as u enter street..,,, drink hypo n bleach to erase d cockroaches n mosquitoes inside ur opkolo or better still,,,,, carry ur yansh go station am for where ur zombie brothers dey, begin dey play ten-ten with ur yansh there
Posted: at 25-03-2016 02:46 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 12:59 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 02:46 AM
Mosquitoes n cockroaches wey dey design ur opkolo don do u sheige... ur eyes no deg clear again as u enter street..,,, drink hypo n bleach to erase d cockroaches n mosquitoes inside ur opkolo or better still,,,,, carry ur yansh go station am for where ur zombie brothers dey, begin dey play ten-ten with ur yansh there
I beg pity this guy na im people still need am
Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:59 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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