▼ ‹ › Home View web version Tuesday, November 20, 2012 9jacomedyzone at 3:58 PM A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.” “Is the man of the house home?”, they asked. “No”, she said. “He’s out.” “Then we cannot come in”, they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him wh at had happened. “Go tell them I am home and invite them in!” The woman went out and invited the men in. “We do not go into a House together,” they replied. “Why is that?” she wanted to know. One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success, and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.” The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!” His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?” Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!” “Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife. “Go out and invite Love to be our guest.” The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.” Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?” The old men replied together: “If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, Wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!
Posted: at 13-03-2016 09:01 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 01:08 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Idiotic FOOL, u no dey tire 4 PB4?
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:08 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 01:23 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 01:10 AM
Heheeheh,,nna ur footstep I dey 4low..so I gues u ar d bigger fool
I no do mistake call u upcoming witch,,, u c so, since I start to dey post jokes,, all of dem, u no fit c pb4, no b say I dey brag.. I no b imbecile like u wey dey do copy n paste
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:23 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 01:23 AM
I no do mistake call u upcoming witch,,, u c so, since I start to dey post jokes,, all of dem, u no fit c pb4, no b say I dey brag.. I no b imbecile like u wey dey do copy n paste
Lols,no cry na,,,every tym u go da talk lyk person wey brain dey pinch,,,,,burnt fool,,. Dan'iska
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:28 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 01:47 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 01:28 AM
Lols,no cry na,,,every tym u go da talk lyk person wey brain dey pinch,,,,,burnt fool,,. Dan'iska
I beg check d beginning of ur post,,, c say u even copy web version + home page. U too much, idiot, just dey fly anyhow dey pack PB4 full dis place dey show as if na u gettam. U b born FOOL
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:47 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 01:47 AM
I beg check d beginning of ur post,,, c say u even copy web version + home page. U too much, idiot, just dey fly anyhow dey pack PB4 full dis place dey show as if na u gettam. U b born FOOL
Heheheh,,new name 4 uuu born fool...tanks 4 letting me to knw ur new name,ehen,,dats y u da bhave lyk fool..
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 02:30 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 02:17 AM
Hehehhehehehehe,,,,my boi...nyc work...u b konfirm watch man..abeg guide my ouse wella..no allow mad men lyk uu to enta ooo...
Shaa u no copy copy no good BT ur own, e no concern u,, u just dey copy d whole forum + dier web page wey dey anoda site,,,, BT u fit change like I dey tell u, no dey pack dem come like sardine.. U fit leave dis forum wey u dey so, dey visit other place,, I go like am
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:30 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 02:30 AM
Shaa u no copy copy no good BT ur own, e no concern u,, u just dey copy d whole forum + dier web page wey dey anoda site,,,, BT u fit change like I dey tell u, no dey pack dem come like sardine.. U fit leave dis forum wey u dey so, dey visit other place,, I go like am
Hahahahhaha,,,so u fit cool down talk lyk. Dis..halleluyah..d medication is workin
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:33 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 02:30 AM
Shaa u no copy copy no good BT ur own, e no concern u,, u just dey copy d whole forum + dier web page wey dey anoda site,,,, BT u fit change like I dey tell u, no dey pack dem come like sardine.. U fit leave dis forum wey u dey so, dey visit other place,, I go like am
Hahahahhaha,,,so u fit cool down talk lyk. Dis..halleluyah..d medication is workin
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:33 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 02:52 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 02:33 AM
Hahahahhaha,,,so u fit cool down talk lyk. Dis..halleluyah..d medication is workin
Me don tell u my own o,, no dey pack PB4 full here like say tomorrow no day,,, try to dey visit other place dey put dem dier,,,, since wen dem start dis yeye competition, I no fit c my friends again BT ur own com make am worse, I no even fit c any 1 at all. U come make dis place dry, no b so o
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:52 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 02:52 AM
Me don tell u my own o,, no dey pack PB4 full here like say tomorrow no day,,, try to dey visit other place dey put dem dier,,,, since wen dem start dis yeye competition, I no fit c my friends again BT ur own com make am worse, I no even fit c any 1 at all. U come make dis place dry, no b so o
Halleluyah!so u get frds,abi fellow wizards,,,chimo.,dsame way wey u carry ur self log in here,na dsame way I log in,,so 4ck off wth ur advice,,
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:58 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 03:06 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 02:58 AM
Halleluyah!so u get frds,abi fellow wizards,,,chimo.,dsame way wey u carry ur self log in here,na dsame way I log in,,so 4ck off wth ur advice,,
Come,, I no say ur fellow mate dey wait u to go fly BT I no tell u make u no login, I no tell u make u no post. Wetin I dey try drive into dat ur thick skull b say as u no no say b4 u come to dis joke forum,, people don already dey ground BT with dese new analysis wey naijapals give na im won spoil ground n u sef no gree come dey over do tins,,,, other forums like romance, metro n co dey dier
Posted: at 14-03-2016 03:06 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 03:06 AM
Come,, I no say ur fellow mate dey wait u to go fly BT I no tell u make u no login, I no tell u make u no post. Wetin I dey try drive into dat ur thick skull b say as u no no say b4 u come to dis joke forum,, people don already dey ground BT with dese new analysis wey naijapals give na im won spoil ground n u sef no gree come dey over do tins,,,, other forums like romance, metro n co dey dier
Analysis or no Analysis..I don care,,,I do wat please me,,am here 4 no competition...am in competition wth myself just lyk a porn addict...so bck off
Posted: at 14-03-2016 03:11 AM (9 years ago) | Hero