Smoker Adviser

Date: 13-03-2016 10:25 am (5 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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- at 13-03-2016 10:25 AM (5 years ago)
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WOLE sees a man leaning against the wall of a large
building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after
another.
WOLE says, “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how you chain-
smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?”
“Four.”
“How long have you been smoking?”
“Thirty years.”
“That’s over six thousand packs. If you didn’t smoke, you
could have saved enough money to buy this building.”
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?”
“Never.”
“Do you own this building?”
“No.”
“Well, I do.”

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:25 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 10:35 AM (5 years ago)
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their are to die young oooh
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:35 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:41 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 13-03-2016 11:04 AM
lolzz, akpos
Abi
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:41 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 09:51 PM (5 years ago)
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U dey repeat ur PB4 yoke for here,,,, u try... Just dey observe una
Posted: at 16-03-2016 09:51 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 04:25 AM (5 years ago)
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i See is ok then
Posted: at 22-03-2016 04:25 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 11:22 AM (5 years ago)
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I saw,,,, den s o k
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:22 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:37 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 10:35 AM
their are to die young oooh
lolssssss.... Very very young jare... I also they observe them...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:37 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:39 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 09:51 PM
U dey repeat ur PB4 yoke for here,,,, u try... Just dey observe una
hmmmmmm.... Where this zombie came from now... Abeg comot here... Your zombies mate no they for here... Mr idiot
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:39 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:40 AM (5 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm.... Very nice joke.... Not before... Na fresh one, well mr zombie wey they untop me fit talk say na him family post ham before...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:40 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 02:20 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 08:39 AM
hmmmmmm.... Where this zombie came from now... Abeg comot here... Your zombies mate no they for here... Mr idiot
I don c say u dey miss ur zombies BT no b here,,,,, jump enter street station ur yansh... use am play ten-ten with dem, chronic moronic moron
Posted: at 25-03-2016 02:20 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 12:50 PM (5 years ago)
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Eeeeeee bi like say thunder wan fire this boy... You they mad ni.... I knw say you be bastards son of reptiles... No carry your weere come here oooooooz.... I knw say you be oloshi... I that thing wey they your head go soon commot... Sabi you no wan hear word ni...
Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:50 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 12:26 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:50 PM
Eeeeeee bi like say thunder wan fire this boy... You they mad ni.... I knw say you be bastards son of reptiles... No carry your weere come here oooooooz.... I knw say you be oloshi... I that thing wey they your head go soon commot... Sabi you no wan hear word ni...
na only noise you sabi make
Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:26 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 06:30 PM (5 years ago)
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mmmmm ok
Posted: at 26-03-2016 06:30 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 27-03-2016 06:56 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 26-03-2016 12:26 AM
na only noise you sabi make
Abi,, tell ram again.. e head don knock
Posted: at 27-03-2016 06:56 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 27-03-2016 07:00 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:50 PM
Eeeeeee bi like say thunder wan fire this boy... You they mad ni.... I knw say you be bastards son of reptiles... No carry your weere come here oooooooz.... I knw say you be oloshi... I that thing wey they your head go soon commot... Sabi you no wan hear word ni...
C I never even talk for ur matter n thunder don already dey fire ur yansh uppercut,,,, run go station ur black devil yansh for ur mama mumu face make una begin dey play ten-ten... D noise u dey make don too much,,, run go meet am begin play ten-ten
Posted: at 27-03-2016 07:00 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 02:08 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 27-03-2016 06:56 AM
Abi,, tell ram again.. e head don knock
im get coconut head
Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:08 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 05:19 PM (5 years ago)
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E b like say na to break am with stone wey remain
Posted: at 28-03-2016 05:19 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 30-03-2016 09:34 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 28-03-2016 05:19 PM
E b like say na to break am with stone wey remain
...hahahah abeg no do am
Posted: at 30-03-2016 09:34 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 6-04-2016 03:45 PM (5 years ago)
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That's all,,,,let the boy go and get some stuff doin ,,,
Posted: at 6-04-2016 03:45 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 13-04-2016 05:20 PM (5 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….
Posted: at 13-04-2016 05:20 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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