Smoker Adviser

WOLE sees a man leaning against the wall of a large
building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after
another.

WOLE says, “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how you chain-
smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?”
“Four.”
“How long have you been smoking?”
“Thirty years.”
“That’s over six thousand packs. If you didn’t smoke, you
could have saved enough money to buy this building.”
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?”
“Never.”
“Do you own this building?”
“No.”
“Well, I do.”

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:25 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

Abi

Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:41 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

i See is ok then

Posted: at 22-03-2016 04:25 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

lolssssss.... Very very young jare... I also they observe them...

Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:37 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmmmmmm.... Very nice joke.... Not before... Na fresh one, well mr zombie wey they untop me fit talk say na him family post ham before...

Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:40 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Eeeeeee bi like say thunder wan fire this boy... You they mad ni.... I knw say you be bastards son of reptiles... No carry your weere come here oooooooz.... I knw say you be oloshi... I that thing wey they your head go soon commot... Sabi you no wan hear word ni...

Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mmmmm ok

Posted: at 26-03-2016 06:30 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

C I never even talk for ur matter n thunder don already dey fire ur yansh uppercut,,,, run go station ur black devil yansh for ur mama mumu face make una begin dey play ten-ten... D noise u dey make don too much,,, run go meet am begin play ten-ten

Posted: at 27-03-2016 07:00 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

E b like say na to break am with stone wey remain

Posted: at 28-03-2016 05:19 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

That's all,,,,let the boy go and get some stuff doin ,,,

Posted: at 6-04-2016 03:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero