You are my SIM card!

Date: 13-03-2016 12:11 pm (6 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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- at 13-03-2016 12:11 PM (6 years ago)
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ou are my SIM card!
A Lady asked her boyfriend " how much do you love me?
Boy: I love you so much, can't measure.......
Girl: No just tell me....
Boy: Okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card,
there's no me without you......
Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic .......
(Boy says 2 himself) see mu

Posted: at 13-03-2016 12:11 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:35 AM (6 years ago)
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Hw many times una go post dis tin 4 here
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:35 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 11:56 AM (6 years ago)
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ehen make you stop commenting on them nahh
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:56 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 12:14 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 11:56 AM
ehen make you stop commenting on them nahh
Chai,simple answer
Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:14 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 12:18 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 12:14 PM
Chai,simple answer
Na swear I go dey swear 4 una den
Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:18 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 12:20 PM (6 years ago)
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Person wey talk say d people wey dem meet 4 dis forum no go no peace,,,, dem too no Go No Peace!!!!!!!
Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:20 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 01:56 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 12:20 PM
Person wey talk say d people wey dem meet 4 dis forum no go no peace,,,, dem too no Go No Peace!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha,,chai se proverb...wise man of end times
Posted: at 16-03-2016 01:56 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 02:17 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 12:20 PM
Person wey talk say d people wey dem meet 4 dis forum no go no peace,,,, dem too no Go No Peace!!!!!!!
hmmmm.... you get whala, wetin they do you.
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:17 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 02:19 PM (6 years ago)
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SOME MORON WEY BE MORON GO JUST THEY TALK ANYHOW.
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:19 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 02:19 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 16-03-2016 02:17 PM
hmmmm.... you get whala, wetin they do you.
Hahahah,,hlp me ask am oooo
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:19 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 02:19 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 16-03-2016 02:17 PM
hmmmm.... you get whala, wetin they do you.
Hahahah,,hlp me ask am oooo
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:19 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 23-03-2016 10:35 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 16-03-2016 02:19 PM
SOME MORON WEY BE MORON GO JUST THEY TALK ANYHOW.
i don see am say u dey vex
Posted: at 23-03-2016 10:35 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 01:24 AM (6 years ago)
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I never c d vex as I won take c am
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:24 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 05:20 PM (6 years ago)
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heheheheh ok u dey observe...
Posted: at 26-03-2016 05:20 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 10:02 PM (6 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes na today I take no dis one
Posted: at 26-03-2016 10:02 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 05:28 AM (6 years ago)
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heheheh so nah vex u dey find abi
  ..omo leave that side meanwhile
sam is ur wing man already him dey
ur back....
Posted: at 27-03-2016 05:28 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 02:51 PM (6 years ago)
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chai see mumu o
Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:51 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 05:55 PM (6 years ago)
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No b small mumu
Posted: at 28-03-2016 05:55 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 30-03-2016 09:51 AM (6 years ago)
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i waka pass with speed
Posted: at 30-03-2016 09:51 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Buncho at 4-04-2016 01:24 PM (6 years ago)
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Jooo Ooo
Posted: at 4-04-2016 01:24 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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