Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls: AppleSeller, Bread Seller and Yam Seller walked up to him playing their trade ..Pastor: Apple Seller, give me one quotation in the bible where apple is mentioned before I buy.. Apple Seller:- Bible said 'You are the apple of my eyes". .Pastor:- Good! I will buy N1000 worth.. Pastor: Bread Seller, give me a bible quotation of bread and I'll buy.. Bread Seller: Jesus said 'I am the bread of life'.. Pastor: Wonderful! Let me also buy N1000 worth.. Pastor: Yam Seller, give me one quotation with yam and I'll buy.. Yam Seller: Jesus said l yam that I yam...!..Please just relax your teeth little# Lwkmd
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:38 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 06:41 PM (9 years ago) (m)
lol, I yam that I yam
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
samdove28 at 25-03-2016 11:59 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 03:18 AM
ur zombie brothers dey wait u for bush,,, carry ur yansh station for ur mama face make she use am play ten-ten, idiotic fowl
you they craze... I don tell you say you no get anythn for mouth again..... You just they copy wetin I use yab you... Ok make. You they copy me they goooooo.... More to come.... Bastards of dog
Posted: at 25-03-2016 11:59 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:31 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 11:59 AM
you they craze... I don tell you say you no get anythn for mouth again..... You just they copy wetin I use yab you... Ok make. You they copy me they goooooo.... More to come.... Bastards of dog
the guy dey copy no be small
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:31 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 08:14 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 11:59 AM
you they craze... I don tell you say you no get anythn for mouth again..... You just they copy wetin I use yab you... Ok make. You they copy me they goooooo.... More to come.... Bastards of dog
Y u too dey use ur yansh talk? Na only madt aboki tif wey dem arrest finish e go dey claim say na d oda person b tif... Everybody no say all ur ape generation na copy copy tify tify,,, ur papa na oloshi, ur momo na ashawo, u imbecile pikin come be ashawo oshi,,,, go meet join dat dog u dey talk so,,, before e go finish ur mama rotten maggots tot0
Posted: at 26-03-2016 08:14 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
ur zombie brothers dey wait u for bush,,, carry ur yansh station for ur mama face make she use am play ten-ten, idiotic fowl 
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