akpos forgot to zip up

Date: 13-03-2016 5:54 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 13-03-2016 05:54 PM (9 years ago)
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One early morning, akpos woke up and ready to go to work
but something terible happened, he met a lady on his way
goin to work.
Lady: mr, u 4got 2 zip up.
Akpos: (smiled) tanx, did u see my black jeep packed inside?
Lady: no!!
Akpos: tank GOD for dat, so wat did u see?
Lady: a kekenapep with two flat tyres...
Lwkmd...

Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:54 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 06:28 PM (9 years ago)
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lol chai.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:28 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 09:32 AM (9 years ago)
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Hahahahaha nobsmalltin
Posted: at 14-03-2016 09:32 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 14-03-2016 11:45 AM (9 years ago)
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hahahaha free show
Posted: at 14-03-2016 11:45 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 14-03-2016 11:47 AM (9 years ago)
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yeye boy
Posted: at 14-03-2016 11:47 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 15-03-2016 03:10 AM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-03-2016 03:10 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 11:56 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 14-03-2016 11:47 AM
yeye boy
Hehehehe,real yeye boy
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:56 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:59 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 09:32 AM
Hahahahaha nobsmalltin
for your mind idiot...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:59 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:00 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 14-03-2016 11:45 AM
hahahaha free show
na indeed free show. Jare....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:00 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 14-03-2016 11:45 AM
hahahaha free show
na indeed free show. Jare....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 14-03-2016 11:47 AM
yeye boy
that yeye boy knw himself.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 03:43 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 08:59 PM
for your mind idiot...
Na d mosquitoes n cockroaches inside ur opkolo dey bite u talk BT I don iced ur teeth,,, so begin dey type rubbish dey go
Posted: at 25-03-2016 03:43 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 11:10 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 03:43 AM
Na d mosquitoes n cockroaches inside ur opkolo dey bite u talk BT I don iced ur teeth,,, so begin dey type rubbish dey go
you they mad... Na who you they follow talk...
Posted: at 25-03-2016 11:10 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 02:05 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 03:43 AM
Na d mosquitoes n cockroaches inside ur opkolo dey bite u talk BT I don iced ur teeth,,, so begin dey type rubbish dey go
no be lie
Posted: at 26-03-2016 02:05 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 02:08 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 03:43 AM
Na d mosquitoes n cockroaches inside ur opkolo dey bite u talk BT I don iced ur teeth,,, so begin dey type rubbish dey go
no be lie
Posted: at 26-03-2016 02:08 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 04:24 PM (9 years ago)
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ehrrrr to who nah
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 01:19 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-03-2016 01:19 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 01:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 26-03-2016 02:05 AM
no be lie
Hahahahaha,,, abi
Posted: at 28-03-2016 01:20 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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