A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card- playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
Posted: at 13-03-2016 07:45 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 07:54 PM (8 years ago) (m)
I beg carry dis pb4 go d next forum
Posted: at 13-03-2016 07:54 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 12:02 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 13-03-2016 07:59 PM
Heheeh,,tanks 4 commentin mr lost identity
charisVEC abi wetin u call ursef? which kind kolo you get abi which kind madness ? oboy you kolo mad . continue to dey find ur lost identity inside PB4, idiot like u
Posted: at 14-03-2016 12:02 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 12:02 AM
charisVEC abi wetin u call ursef? which kind kolo you get abi which kind madness ? oboy you kolo mad . continue to dey find ur lost identity inside PB4, idiot like u
Chai,ie b lyk said ur village pple dey after uu,dis one wey u dey comment lyk mad man wey cut d chain wey dem use chain am
Posted: at 14-03-2016 12:17 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 01:43 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 01:14 AM
Hehhehe,,,lols...I no da undergrade pple..but if u talk of background..we ar nt of dsame clas boi...hehehehe...
For Eko road, turn left under eko bridge,for lagoon junction ,you go see one homeless chronic moronic moron ur twin called charisVEC walking around ask am. Ask am hw una take venture 4 copy n paste chop-shit wey una b
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:43 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 01:43 AM
For Eko road, turn left under eko bridge,for lagoon junction ,you go see one homeless chronic moronic moron ur twin called charisVEC walking around ask am. Ask am hw una take venture 4 copy n paste chop-shit wey una b
Heeheh,,,is dat where u sty...wil lyk to pay u a visit..
Posted: at 14-03-2016 01:48 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 02:23 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 02:07 AM
Hahah...oly one line of my yab...da frustrate ur foolish life...my boi..go and learn how to beef..2morow..is anoda day..u can cum bck..
Am sure your cheap prostitute mama na yarsh licker just like your whole generation of animals wey relate to you,,, hw person go use 1 wk become wetin e b nw, if u no b witch
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:23 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 02:23 AM
Am sure your cheap prostitute mama na yarsh licker just like your whole generation of animals wey relate to you,,, hw person go use 1 wk become wetin e b nw, if u no b witch
Ahahahha!!u da yab lyk all dis primitive village bois,,wey dey yab lyk dis ''ur mama yansh, ur papa head,ur sista left leg''guy yu dan pas dis stage na,,yab well,,mk ur yab get punch lines,,Gosh..I hope say u knw wetin b punch line..oops sorry I dan 4get say u b mad man
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:27 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 14-03-2016 02:43 AM (8 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 14-03-2016 02:27 AM
Ahahahha!!u da yab lyk all dis primitive village bois,,wey dey yab lyk dis ''ur mama yansh, ur papa head,ur sista left leg''guy yu dan pas dis stage na,,yab well,,mk ur yab get punch lines,,Gosh..I hope say u knw wetin b punch line..oops sorry I dan 4get say u b mad man
moron wetin you want talk ,sey you be monkey and your generation are apes that live on the trees,well na una nature since cameroon people dey chop apes ,una all go end up inside banku soup, sorry for your papa wey don enter inside soup,but no be me gun him down,as for you i will make sure i drop you and burn you sale give them,i just dey target you one mistake you don turn soup ,ijoit moronic moron ,your generation go end up for same soup.
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:43 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 14-03-2016 02:43 AM
moron wetin you want talk ,sey you be monkey and your generation are apes that live on the trees,well na una nature since cameroon people dey chop apes ,una all go end up inside banku soup, sorry for your papa wey don enter inside soup,but no be me gun him down,as for you i will make sure i drop you and burn you sale give them,i just dey target you one mistake you don turn soup ,ijoit moronic moron ,your generation go end up for same soup.
Chai...I regret to beef wth uuuu,,,I nvr beef wth anyperson lyk dis wey get very weak punch lines...God..guy u sure said u fit lst 4. One minute untop woman b4 releasing..hahahaha
Posted: at 14-03-2016 02:47 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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