Snail with an attitude

Date: 15-03-2016 12:11 am (9 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 15-03-2016 12:11 AM (9 years ago)
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A guy is sitting at home
when he hears a knock at
the door. He opens the door
and sees a snail on the
porch. He picks up the snail
and throws it as far as he can. Three years later
there’s a knock on the door.
He opens it and sees the
same snail. The snail says:
‘What the hell was that all
about?’

Posted: at 15-03-2016 12:11 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 02:19 AM (9 years ago)
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hajahaja the snail see something oooo
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:19 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:31 AM (9 years ago)
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Hehehheehhehe,,,,pb4
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:31 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 10:55 PM (9 years ago)
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I beg show me road to joke forum
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:55 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 17-03-2016 03:33 PM (9 years ago)
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e no funny at all
Posted: at 17-03-2016 03:33 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:54 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:19 AM
hajahaja the snail see something oooo
abi ooooooo....  Snail. Himself...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:54 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:55 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 10:55 PM
I beg show me road to joke forum
hmmmmmmm.... Who waan show you... You no get eyes ni....park well jare...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:55 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:57 AM (9 years ago)
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Nice and cool joke... Na only intelligent people will understand... Joke is not about funny only... But what you gain frm it.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:57 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 11:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 10:57 AM
Nice and cool joke... Na only intelligent people will understand... Joke is not about funny only... But what you gain frm it.
joke must be funny with 70degree of it's aesthetics.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:42 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 11:43 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 10:55 PM
I beg show me road to joke forum
just dey go straight den take left.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:43 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 12:24 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 24-03-2016 11:42 AM
joke must be funny with 70degree of it's aesthetics.
Abi tell ram
Posted: at 28-03-2016 12:24 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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