said, "please, may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later".
The nun agreed. A moment later two
military police ran up and asked, "sister
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "he went that way".
When the police left, the soldier crawled
out from under the Nun's skirt and said, "I
cant thank you enough sister, you see I
don't want to go to Iraq".
The nun said, "I understood completely"
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude
but you have a great pair of legs".
The nun replied, "if you went high, you
would have seen a great pair of "BALLS", I
don't want to go to IRAQ either"
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