Smart Lawyer

Date: 15-03-2016 5:09 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 15-03-2016 05:09 PM (9 years ago)
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A lawyer defending a man accused of
burglary tried this creative defence:
"My client merely inserted his arm into
the window and removed a few trifling
articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail
to see how you can punish the whole
individual for an offense committed by his
limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your
logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to
one year imprisonment. He can
accompany it or not, as he chooses. "
The defendant smiled and with his
lawyer's assistance he detached his
artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and
walked out.

Posted: at 15-03-2016 05:09 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 01:39 AM (9 years ago)
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whala gbam
Posted: at 16-03-2016 01:39 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 11:28 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 01:39 AM
whala gbam
Serious one
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:28 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 11:54 AM (9 years ago)
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hmmmmmm ok
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:54 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 12:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Issokay
Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:22 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:17 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 15-03-2016 10:00 PM
gbese re o
lolssss.... Gbese abi gbese... Very funny... Na wetin person go do now...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:17 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:18 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 01:39 AM
whala gbam
lolssss.... Na serious wahala jare.... Hmmmmmmmm....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 08:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm.... I no fit laugh jare... One moron they vex me here... And I knw say him go give master to whom it meant for... And that is for me... Becz I be that person papa...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 08:20 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 03:12 AM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes chronic moronic moron na so d madness reach? U still wan laugh after I don iced ur teeth abi,,, e no possible nw,, u no fit laugh jare
Posted: at 25-03-2016 03:12 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 12:03 PM (9 years ago)
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You don. Get madness for inside your mama belle before she born you... And the madness don enter all your brain.. I dnt knw wen the madness to remove... Well yaba left they around
Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:26 AM (9 years ago)
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very simple
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:26 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 01:27 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 03:12 AM
Roll Eyes chronic moronic moron na so d madness reach? U still wan laugh after I don iced ur teeth abi,,, e no possible nw,, u no fit laugh jare
your talk no make sense at all
Posted: at 26-03-2016 01:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 04:19 PM (9 years ago)
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how e no  take make sense abeg tell us...
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:19 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 04:36 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:03 PM
You don. Get madness for inside your mama belle before she born you... And the madness don enter all your brain.. I dnt knw wen the madness to remove... Well yaba left they around
Chaaiiii,,,, copy copy don tif my comment copy o,,:o u just dey tell me hw all ur ape generation na tif,,, next time ask me before u tif maggi chop,,craze idiot
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:36 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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