Little Guy

Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was
throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar
tips and buying drinks for everyone.

He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women.
The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about
a little man that would jump from the rich guy's pocket.
The little man would run up and down the bar, kicking over
the bowls of peanuts and giving people the finger.
Then the little guy would jump back into the man's jacket
for a while.
The barman went over and asked the guy what was up.
So the rich guy says, "Well, let me tell you a little story. I
was walking along a beach one day, and I come across this
lamp. I rub it, and a genie popped out. I got three wishes,
so my first wish was to be fabulously wealthy. Then I
wished for a harem. You can see I got both."
The barman asks, "So what about that little guy in your
jacket?"
"Oh, that," mumbles the rich guy. "That's the twelve-inch
prick I wished for."

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:33 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 21-03-2016 11:47 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

Na only FOOL wey u be fit go tif come paste am here still open im cockroach mouth like Chihuahua wey dey fight for survival, clean mouth finish.. talk say e nice, mumu mumuni

Posted: at 22-03-2016 02:04 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Hehehehehe,,, na dat kain tin  u like sote,, u dey tink on hw to tif ur pr** k wey don already dey with u

Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:37 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

see this mumu... Madness they worry you... You better go find somewhere rest... Weed they affect you

Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:39 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hehehehehe,,,, na so e take bite u reach? Instead make u na say no b true,,, u come dey show more madness for here... Hahahaha, konfirm moronic moron

Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:44 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok i see she rhem go first

Posted: at 26-03-2016 11:01 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 27-03-2016 04:41 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

tell am make he fast

Posted: at 27-03-2016 04:14 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

i waka pass

Posted: at 29-03-2016 08:48 AM (9 years ago) | Hero