In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a young woman. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young woman proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young college girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,". And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"
Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:48 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
samdove28 at 21-03-2016 09:15 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Lolsssss.... Funny,,,, nice jokes
Posted: at 21-03-2016 09:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 23-03-2016 07:04 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 23-03-2016 06:52 PM
see madboy wey they talk for mixed of good people.... Abeg where my kobokobo they... Mak I flog him ear cut
Hehehehehe,,, I go dip u inside deep freezer make u for freeze turn ice block. Then I go come use one long rod take hammer ur body make for d bad blood shatter ur whole body to pieces... Den I go take d pieces take decorate ur piece of shit so called house
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:04 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
samdove28 at 27-03-2016 02:42 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 23-03-2016 07:04 PM
Hehehehehe,,, I go dip u inside deep freezer make u for freeze turn ice block. Then I go come use one long rod take hammer ur body make for d bad blood shatter ur whole body to pieces... Den I go take d pieces take decorate ur piece of shit so called house
see tHis mumu Oooooooo.... Boko haram don proclaim say then need person wey then go use as your papa house bombing.... Na that time I don they happy say at least if then use use bomb una house the madness wey they your head go commot and we go carry all your body to dog becz its of no use.... Becz your zombie family no go see you commot from ground....
Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:42 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 09:38 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 27-03-2016 02:42 AM
see tHis mumu Oooooooo.... Boko haram don proclaim say then need person wey then go use as your papa house bombing.... Na that time I don they happy say at least if then use use bomb una house the madness wey they your head go commot and we go carry all your body to dog becz its of no use.... Becz your zombie family no go see you commot from ground....
C hw u just dey shoot ur sef for head.. No b u dey wake me every momo tell me say u b my papa ni? I saw,,, na too much fufu wey don block ur all, inless brainwashed brain BT me no send,, dat broom with 2 puff puff u dey use do weight wey u don turn to ur walking stick baa,,, me go beat u, beat u with d stick join, beat d fufu commot from ur brain. U come here dey form old papa men in black,, all those cockroaches n maggots wey dey feed u with wetin to talk,,,,, I go march dem use leg crunch dem finish make dem die.. Even c as dis yeye papa mumu reach,,,, u dey use straw suck ogi, den later u com drop d straw begin use broom wey b ur walking stick drink ogi... ur madness no get measurement at all, idiot
Posted: at 28-03-2016 09:38 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
samdove28 at 28-03-2016 10:58 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 28-03-2016 09:38 PM
C hw u just dey shoot ur sef for head.. No b u dey wake me every momo tell me say u b my papa ni? I saw,,, na too much fufu wey don block ur all, inless brainwashed brain BT me no send,, dat broom with 2 puff puff u dey use do weight wey u don turn to ur walking stick baa,,, me go beat u, beat u with d stick join, beat d fufu commot from ur brain. U come here dey form old papa men in black,, all those cockroaches n maggots wey dey feed u with wetin to talk,,,,, I go march dem use leg crunch dem finish make dem die.. Even c as dis yeye papa mumu reach,,,, u dey use straw suck ogi, den later u com drop d straw begin use broom wey b ur walking stick drink ogi... ur madness no get measurement at all, idiot
ogbeni... Na rommy you just they talk jare.... Wetin you go do for all this this wey you write here now.... All these wey you they write just be like french for my face... Na ogi ogi I they see there... Abi na ogi you drink this morng... So my yab they make you write rubbish now.... Hmmmmmm.. I really pity your head... Well, I don talk ham before say I be you papa for this game... I don't need to talk much you self don knw say I be your grandpa for were una they now.....
Posted: at 28-03-2016 10:58 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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