Grammatical Shotgun! See The Shocking English a Nigerian Graduate Posted on Facebook

Date: 22-03-2016 9:31 am (5 years ago) | Author: Giwa bayo
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A Nigerian graduate named Ndu from Bayelsa State took to his social media account, Facebook to express his heart in a strange tongue that remains encrypted to normal users of English Language.This speaks volume of why most establishments in Nigeria claim graduates in Nigeria are unemployable.
 See the screenshot of his Facebook post below:

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- rashjr at 22-03-2016 09:38 AM (5 years ago)
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Jonathan Patient family
Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:38 AM (5 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Passion8Soul at 22-03-2016 09:51 AM (5 years ago)
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I wonder how he was able 2 graduate;4rm which skl?;some people seeking 2 gain admission r beta off dan dis...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:51 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 09:53 AM (5 years ago)
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Hehehehehe,,, dis one wey poster just shoot grammar since yesterday e b like say d gods are angry Shocked
Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:53 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ficull at 22-03-2016 10:01 AM (5 years ago)
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chai.... NDU I hail ooo
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:01 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ficull at 22-03-2016 10:02 AM (5 years ago)
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chai.... NDU I hail ooo
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:02 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 22-03-2016 10:03 AM (5 years ago)
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at least person get am lol
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:03 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 10:07 AM (5 years ago)
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heheh very funny oooh....am sure she did
all her schooling there thats y she was able
to graduate....
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:07 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 10:12 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Azeez Mustapha on 22-03-2016 09:41 AM
This is interesting!
.....very very
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:12 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- DrSoba at 22-03-2016 10:24 AM (5 years ago)
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Shaking my head, did this person actually graduate?
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:24 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dafakp at 22-03-2016 10:43 AM (5 years ago)
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NDU stands for Niger Delta University, not his name.
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- SweetDaddy1 at 22-03-2016 10:54 AM (5 years ago)
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Well done miss graduate, I'm sure you are now working as a PA in aso rock or to any of the governors... Grin Grin Grin
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- mary11 at 22-03-2016 11:25 AM (5 years ago)
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that's what u get when the educational system is nothing to write home about

Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:25 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Haso112 at 22-03-2016 11:27 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Jo cool on 22-03-2016 10:17 AM
U try jare, so long as say u fit put ur tots into words.
Some schools don't even do gst/gns let alone offer English course for science students n some other faculties. He (Ndu) is a product of a failed institution.
God help Nigeria

Please ooo, since you understand the thoughts he put into words, can you please make me understand the message this guy was trying to convey? Cause I am CONFUSED and can't COMPREHEND it.
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:27 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Buncho at 22-03-2016 11:36 AM (5 years ago)
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 Grin There Iz God Oooo Jooooo Oooooo
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- Eazyatumeyi at 22-03-2016 11:39 AM (5 years ago)
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am pretending I didn't see that cos am too 'wick' to understand his write up.
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:39 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Oworen25 at 22-03-2016 11:40 AM (5 years ago)
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The grammar too much
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 11:40 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Dafe Akpomie on 22-03-2016 10:43 AM
NDU stands for Niger Delta University, not his name.
I saw,,,, shebi I talkam posta hand/mouth dey involve
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- Oworen25 at 22-03-2016 11:41 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 22-03-2016 09:37 AM
Grin
  Grin
   Grin
I dnt wanna beef him.
...jst passin by

Come back and comment
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- Oworen25 at 22-03-2016 11:42 AM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: Hassan Rasheed  link=topic=286612.msg4755612#msg4755612 date=1458635886
Jonathan Patient family

How you take sabi
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:42 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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