government, so for homework that one day, she told her her
students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his
dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this
way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is
the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is
the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it
better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by
his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib
and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his
diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get
help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked
through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep.
Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his
dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he
looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad
having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but
then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now
I understand the government! The President is screwing the
work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the
people, and the future is full of s**t!''
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