Five Wise Men....

Date: 05-04-2016 4:34 pm (5 years ago) | Author: Emma Uchenna Isibor
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together aveling through stormy conditions.
 Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. 'There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us,' he announced. 'Since I'm the pilot, I get one!' After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
 'I'm the world's greatest athlete,' proclaimed Michael Jordon. 'This world needs great athletes, so I must live.' Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
 'I'm the smarest man in the world,' bragged Bill Gates. 'The world needs smart men, so I must also live!' Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
 At this point, the Pope began to speak. 'I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane.'
 'You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack.'

Posted: at 5-04-2016 04:34 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
- morgrawl231 at 6-04-2016 04:02 AM (5 years ago)
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E  easy???
Posted: at 6-04-2016 04:02 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 13-04-2016 05:18 PM (5 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….
Posted: at 13-04-2016 05:18 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Sparky12 at 27-04-2016 07:52 PM (5 years ago)
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kk
Posted: at 27-04-2016 07:52 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 16-06-2016 09:50 AM (4 years ago)
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life is
really hard for some people
Posted: at 16-06-2016 09:50 AM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- 24magic at 12-03-2017 11:44 AM (4 years ago)
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Everyone wants to live, life is good
Posted: at 12-03-2017 11:44 AM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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