Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. 'There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us,' he announced. 'Since I'm the pilot, I get one!' After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
'I'm the world's greatest athlete,' proclaimed Michael Jordon. 'This world needs great athletes, so I must live.' Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
'I'm the smarest man in the world,' bragged Bill Gates. 'The world needs smart men, so I must also live!' Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. 'I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane.'
'You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack.'
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