A smart one up the boss!!

Date: 22-01-2010 7:56 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 22-01-2010 07:56 PM (15 years ago)
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The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a little stowed away rum. Unfortunately, he got drunk and was still drunk the next morning. The captain saw him drunk and when the first mate was sober, showed him the following entry in the ship's log: "The first mate was drunk today."

"Captain, please don't let that stay in the log," the mate said. "This could add months or years to my becoming a captain myself."

"Is what I wrote true?" asked the captain, already knowing the answer.

"Yes, its true." the mate said.

"Then if it is true it has to go in the log. That's the rule. If its true, it goes into the log, end of discussion," said the captain sternly.

Weeks later, it was the first mate's turn to make the log entries. The first mate wrote: "The ship seems in good shape. The Captain was sober today."

Posted: at 22-01-2010 07:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- just2sexy at 22-01-2010 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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I no understand the joke
Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 22-01-2010 08:38 PM (15 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 22-01-2010 09:15 PM (15 years ago)
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diz one no be joke!
Posted: at 22-01-2010 09:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 24-01-2010 03:55 AM (15 years ago)
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then why did you post it here?
Posted: at 24-01-2010 03:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 24-01-2010 12:57 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Cheesy gud
Posted: at 24-01-2010 12:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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