Church Members Flee After The "Devil" Allegedly Appeared

Published 3 years ago by: Giwa bayo
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at 11:58 AM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)

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It was drama and chaos at a Pentecostal church recently as Congregants sustained minor injuries after a naughty 15-year-old boy caused a stampede.
 According to Imzansi, the church members ran out of the church, falling over each other after the alleged rascal, hidden from their view, pretended to be ‘the devil’ and scared them stiff. Trouble began after worshipers closed their eyes and began chorusing a prayer before the sermon could begin. The boy is said to have tiptoed and picked the extra microphone at the lectern before hiding behind two loudspeakers.
 All of sudden, the churchgoers heard a booming voice with devilish guttural sounds rasping through the church public address system, announcing that they were now in hell and the voice speaking belonged to the devil himself.
 After a loud silence rent the air, the ‘devil’ ordered all those who truly believe in God to raise their hands, to which none responded. Instead, everyone was looking at each other with fear written all over their faces. The ‘devil’ then announced that everyone sits down on the floor awaiting further instructions.
 As the scared congregates shook and wet their pants, the pastor bolted out of the church at maximum speed before they followed suit.
 Seeing that their pastor has bolted, the church members rushed out of the church in their numbers injuring themselves in the process. It was the sight of elders jogging away as fast as they could, women and children wailing for help with other scared worshipers fervently begging for mercy from the ‘devil’ that tickled the offending boy, making him to laugh uncontrollably. It was then that the church technicians who maintain the music instruments realised they had been played. They looked around only to discover the extra microphone was missing and suspected the offending character was hiding within the church. The technicians took to the pulpit and announced that the incident was actually a hoax.
 At this point, those who had taken off and had been watching the drama unfold from a safe distance returned. The pastor took the microphone and began speaking in tongues and mumbling gibberish as if to curse the offending character.
 At that point, angry church members rushed towards the boy and were about beating him silly before the timely intervention of older churchgoers who pleaded with angry parishioners.
 They told them to forgive the boy for he didn’t know what he was doing. Meanwhile, in his defence, he claimed he was only testing the parishioners’ faith in God.
 The sermon went on uninterrupted afterwards.

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Sparky12 at 12:06 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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I no fit laugh... lyf goes on
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Mikexp at 12:23 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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and where did this happen?
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andyjames at 12:36 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Na wa o
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DemmyBlack at 12:44 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Funny but it's not real...
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beneno at 12:57 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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100% this never happened  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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Passion8Soul at 01:03 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Ok
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Eazyatumeyi at 01:18 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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this is constructed news, where are W's and H?
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Markeve at 01:23 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Abeg tell me where e 4 happen cos dem nor get faith at all may God deliver dem even pastor self pick raise nawah..
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christianity at 01:38 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Grin Grin
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morgrawl231 at 01:51 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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This na comedy or what???  Bcos i no see wetin make pastor waka,,,so me wey i b church member go come wait,,,,wait for who now? Abi i don run ni?
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Harrybeatzz at 02:02 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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only in Yoruba man Church
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sandra78 at 02:22 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Who want to die ?
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Otikadinje at 03:06 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Bogus lie from a comedian.

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dickieponga at 03:27 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Everybody fear to die, cowards of d highest orda...
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horizontal at 03:39 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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THAT SEEMS MAJORITY OF PEOPLE GOES TO CHURCH FOR A NAME OF SUNDAY THAT I WENT CHURCH NOT IN FAITH WHY THEY MUST SHAKE IF THEY TRULY BELIEVE THE WERE IN GOD HOUSE LOOK LITTLE FAITH PEOPLE  BIG UP TO THE BOY NICE ONE .
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Wazubia at 04:39 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Poster,  this story na Fela new song?
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zezprincess at 04:46 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Hahaha,Ye men of little faith.How many timess will I be with you before your faiths will be strong???
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zauber at 05:34 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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wellcome to zoo, baboons and monkeys. Grin Cheesy
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dennyok at 07:29 PM, 22/04/2016 (3 years ago)
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Poster Na real mad man.. Lies
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