New Error Messages Planned by Microsoft

Date: 25-01-2010 3:55 am (15 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 25-01-2010 03:55 AM (15 years ago)
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The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista:

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Cool This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic










Grin Grin Grin









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Posted: at 25-01-2010 03:55 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 25-01-2010 08:18 AM (15 years ago)
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u try all de keys dey work?
Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:18 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- anthonydidioma at 25-01-2010 09:12 AM (15 years ago)
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Is that all, think more and add hmnn!!!
Posted: at 25-01-2010 09:12 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 25-01-2010 09:20 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 25-01-2010 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2010 09:25 AM (15 years ago)
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error reading and seeing J2S/07 Worm....... soak..... your CPU in water...
crazy man like you.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2010 09:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 26-01-2010 12:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin Kris. How body nah?
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:58 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ishola1000 at 26-01-2010 05:50 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 26-01-2010 05:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 26-01-2010 12:58 AM
Grin Kris. How body nah?
bros, body dey inside clothes o... Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 26-01-2010 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ah Kris u no remove am?
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 26-01-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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wat is dis?
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 26-01-2010 12:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Abi oh. Him for try remove am
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 26-01-2010 12:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Pretty what does it resemble
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- bilak at 26-01-2010 12:33 PM (15 years ago)
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pikin
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prettyb4eva at 26-01-2010 12:35 PM (15 years ago)
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junk
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 26-01-2010 12:46 PM (15 years ago)
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No wahala na. Unlike u wey dey post posted b4 jokes
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 26-01-2010 12:51 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2010 12:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 26-01-2010 12:21 PM
ah Kris u no remove am?
wait make the girlz dem comot, by then i go remove am....
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 26-01-2010 01:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 26-01-2010 12:46 PM
No wahala na. Unlike u wey dey post posted b4 jokes

at least he beta pass junk Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 26-01-2010 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 27-01-2010 02:24 AM (15 years ago)
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says who?
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:24 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-01-2010 02:44 AM (15 years ago)
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mrs who
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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