The most embarrassing moment (Page 4)

got drunk one night and was doing "konko below" in the middle of the street

Here's my Ugly Betty kinda story...Lol! It's real though... Gift Gate, one of the biggest and koolest bookstore in town where teens love to shop just like Sanrio here in Japan. I went in and bought a new pair of batteries for my watch and when i was approaching the exit door, i couldn't wait to adjust ma time piece... i knew at some point that i should look at where am heading to and yet looking down at ma watch and didn't notice my change of pace... BLAGGG!!! i was flat faced to the squeaky clean glass sliding door...hahaha! I can still remember faces who are tryin so hard not to laugh and yet shoulder's are shaking... the only thing i don't remember is how i managed to reach ma place w/out lookin back... 

mine was in the church, there was this guy durin the service that was tryin to get my attention. so aftr d service now,naturally he followed me outside nd was wistlin aftr me, i felt he was tring to toast me so i didnt even turn my back,somehow he caught up wiv me nd gez wat he said? dat he only wanted to tell me my zip @d back was open. I trned nd lo and behold,my zipper was open for all 2c,nd thnkin of d distance av workd, i felt dizzy.We frends now though bt i still blush weneva wesay hi. 

plz don't tell anybody dis....my enemies will be happy.
i dated a babe 4 two months until d day of reckoning....the babe was red hot wet ready.....4 one whole minute my drilling tool went to sleep....the idiot refuse to stand.....u need to hear me rehearse how i'm thrill dis girl.....gosh..all the respect nearly tarnished cos dat....it was so embarrassing....i was so incoherent in trying to find explanation to cover my shame....thank goodness the the current came back.....dis time.....high voltage.....but dat momentary unresponsiveness nearly killed me.

  U go Drink Nex time Abi?